Join Ashleg's horde!

[Ashleg]

What? Lies and deceit!
*Morphs squeaky hammer into holepunch and holepunches Ashleg's 100 shinies voucher, rendering it worthless.*

Oh no he didn't...
*appears next to Groddil*
You want to fight me, fox? >:0

Division in the Horde.

10 divided by 2 = 5

[rachel25]

[Ashleg]

[Groddil]

~Groddil used Spell: Revive.~
~Groddil was revived.~

NEVER STEAL SHINIES^FROMGRODDIL!

*Hands Ashleg a Skarlath the Kestrel Action Figure, a Swart Sixclaw Action Figure, a Veil Sixclaw Action Figure, and an Ashleg Action Figure to make up for the lost shinies.*

What are you doing rachel?

*Turns cello into shinies, steals shinies, and gives rachel the Sunflash Action Figure again.*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Builds a puzzle with an army on it. The army jumps out and each soldier is half a inch tall.*

Well then...

[Groddil]

*Groddil throws miniature flyers at the miniature army.*

Hey little soldiers! Can't march on an empty stomach, so come to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Cafe^TM. Or...If you're bored...Come to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe^TM, and get some stuff to beat boredom!

[rachel25]

*throws figure away and gets out another cello*

[Groddil]

~Groddil used Spell: Turn all Instruments within a 2000000km radius into Shinies.~
~Groddil turned all Instruments within a 2000000km radius into Shinies.~

What are you doing rachel?

*Turns cello into shinies, steals shinies, and gives rachel the Sunflash Action Figure again.*

[Hickory]

The Empire used Move ships into orbit.

It wasn't very effective!

[Ashleg]

*equips all the action figures for maximum power*

Ashleg used Splash.

It wasn't very effective!

Ashleg fainted.

Choose a new Pokemon.

[Hickory]

The Empire used Orbital Bombardment.

It was very effective!

[Groddil]

~Thermonuclear Missile Muffins: 6 pack was given to Ashleg.~
~Groddil took 20 shinies from Ashleg.~

Here, eat these. You get +20 to strength and speed, infinite explosive and fire resistance, and the ability to explodonate. Oh, and they last for 2 hours.

[Ashleg]

~Thermonuclear Missile Muffins: 6 pack was eaten by Ashleg.~
~Since Ashleg is a celebrity, +80 Shinies has been added to their balance.~

[Groddil]

Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM would like to acknoledge that the 80 shinies added to Asheg's balance were to taken from, whether willingly or forcefully, Groddil's Ye Olde Maagicks Shoppe and Cafe. Our shinies balance has remained normal due to our shinies balance only existing within the twentieth dimension, only reachable when Groddil makes them disappear into his palm using magic tricks. There is no other way to enter the twentieth dimension, and the only way to remove them is by using Spell: Create Shinies from the Twentieth Dimension, a spell that Groddil DOES NOT SELL (for obvious reasons.).

[Ashleg]