Join Ashleg's horde!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*casually drinks flaming hot chocolate* Heresy? Don't you mean... Hershey? Mwaha... Mwahahahahaha!

*Gnashes teeth*



KILL ALL THE HERETICS!

[Ashleg]

You guys are...crazy! How DARE you break into my house and drink my hot cocoa?!
*grabs phone* I'm calling the police!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Cleaves the phone in twain with my power halberd* THERE WILL BE NO MORE HERESY HERE TODAY!

[Lady Amber]

*casually finishes drinking Ash's hot cocoa, then casually drinks Amber's hot cocoa*

*Pours hot chocolate on Eul's head* That's for stealing mine.

[Ashleg]

*smirks*
Luckily for me, I have a whole room filled with phones!
You cannot win!
*grabs another phone* Oh Police..?

[Eulaliaaa!]

*casually finishes drinking Ash's hot cocoa, then casually drinks Amber's hot cocoa*

*Pours hot chocolate on Eul's head* That's for stealing mine.

*casually screams in pain, then casually beheads Amber.*

[Vilu Daskar]

*Steals phone and talks in a very deep voice.* Sorry, that was my son. Don't listen if he calls again, he has mental problems.

[Hickory]

*on the the end of the phone...*

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[Eulaliaaa!]

*steals phone from Sage*

  "I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I have a lot of money. I also have a very particular lack of skills. Skills that would be very useful in hunting you down. If you let my daughter go now, I'll be very happy. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I still won't look for you. I won't be able to find you. And if I do, you will kill me."

[Lady Amber]

*casually finishes drinking Ash's hot cocoa, then casually drinks Amber's hot cocoa*

*Pours hot chocolate on Eul's head* That's for stealing mine.

*casually screams in pain, then casually beheads Amber.*

*Is not beheaded* *Dumps steaming bucket of hot chocolate on Eul*

[Vilu Daskar]

*On the Phone.* No, no, no, I don't want a ransom. That was my son, he is insane, we are waiting for the people at the asylum to pick him up. Sorry and goodbye. *Hangs up.*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*casually finishes drinking Ash's hot cocoa, then casually drinks Amber's hot cocoa*

*Pours hot chocolate on Eul's head* That's for stealing mine.

*casually screams in pain, then casually beheads Amber.*

*Is not beheaded* *Dumps steaming bucket of hot chocolate on Eul*

*casually dies and starts twitching* *casually comes back to life and drinks all the hot chocolate in the world* *casually murders Amber with a machete*

[Lady Amber]

*Is not murdered* *Throws Eul in a giant vat of boiling hot chocolate*

[Ashleg]

*takes the phone back from Vilu*

But Dad!
I'm not insane! I just...I just...How'd you get in my house, Dad?! I told you when I moved out that you were not allowed to visit at random times without asking!

*calls the police back*
Hello? What was that about a ransom...?

[Vilu Daskar]

*Takes Phone.*

Sorry he's been watching a movie where criminals kidnap people and hold them for ransom plus he's insane so he thinks he's a criminal. If you get any more calls from this number just don't answer. Bye.

*Hangs up.*