Million Dollars, but. . .

[Lord Daskar]

What's the point of the money then?

If you had to wear a big coat all year round?

[Groddil]

I said "LIVE." You can still go in very quickly to buy stuff, or use Ebay or something.

Yes, I would just carry around an air conditioner.

If you could only spend it at discount stores.

[Skyblade]

Sure! Why not?

If you had to be trapped in a room with Groddil VV for 24 hours.

[James Gryphon]

If I have my gryphon powers, sure. Otherwise, no.

If, for the rest of your life, you could never get any result from rolling a die or drawing cards other than the worst possible outcome for you. If other people roll or draw for you, it will turn out the same way. If you play any games that rely on RNGs, the RNG will always generate numbers contrary to your desired result.

[Delthion]

I don't see why not!

If you would have to eat three pies every holiday. But only holidays that are celebrated where you live.

[Eulaliaaa!]

No. Three pies in one day? That's sickening one slice is more than enough

If you had to tell the person you hate the most all of your worst secrets and fears?

[Lord Daskar]

Since I don't hate anyone, yes.

If you could only spend it on worthless stuff?

[Skyblade]

Since I don't hate anyone, yes.

"Worthless" is subjective Sure - I've got nothing to lose, and I might be able to do something with that stuff (selling or trading).

If you had to give up your favorite hobby.

[Lord Daskar]

Yes. With a million bucks I could take up a new hobby.

If you could only go to sleep every three days?

[Skyblade]

No. That sounds unhealthy and risky. My current sleep schedule is thankfully way better than that, and yet I'm still tired

If you became physically unable to walk.

[Lord Daskar]

Yes, I could buy something to ride on.

If you could never spend more than 100 dollars at a time?

[Skyblade]

Sure, why not? It's still a million.

If you became unable to speak.

[Cornflower MM]

Sure, I could still dance. I can write. Teaching would be a pain, and so would other things. . . But meh.

If all your toes got chopped off. (You could still balance, and walk after the wounds were healed.)

[Skyblade]

I'm fine with that.

If all your fingers got chopped off.

[Maudie]

Yes. Imagine how I could scare people. "Hey, look at my fingers!" Although it would make typing and drawing blasted inconvenient...

If you became immortal. As in, nothing could kill you. You drink poison, you suffer agonies but don't die; you age, but don't die; you get cancer, but don't die; you get chopped into tiny little pieces, you still don't die...