Million Dollars, but. . .

[Fatch of Southsward]

I would have to get off my computer AND I would be rich. I'll take it.

... If you had to marry an ugly person forever. (And they stay ugly! - No loopholes  )

[Kitsune]

Probably not. I don't care if they're ugly or beautiful - if they're not the right one, I won't marry them. They could be, but the chance is small given the number of people in the world.

....If you had to show your grandparents each new meme or trend that came out and try to explain it to them.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Heh... heheheh.... hehehahahehaw.... Heheheh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nope

If you had Asperger's Syndrome (curious to see what people think about having it).

[James Gryphon]

Already do; free money!

...if you had one extra nightmare a week?

[Fatch of Southsward]

I lifeguard a lot, and thus at night sometimes see people going underwater. The worst ones are when I see huge crowds in the pool, and in the dream I just can't keep an eye on all of them and one goes missing. So one more a week wouldn't hurt at all! 

... If you had to kill someone to get it.

[Groddil]

I'd need more than a million for that.

...If the only way to get the money was to be slapped in the face by a large trout. You would get one dollar for every slap, until eventually you had a million.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Nope, I would give up after two slaps

... if the only thing you could eat for a year was ice cream.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Nope, I'd get a major brain freeze and I would never be fully satisfied.

If you had to do the Ice Bucket Challenge every Wednesday for two years.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Sure.

@Mhera: 1,000,000,000 push-ups in 15 years is 182648.401826 push-ups a day. Have fun.

If you could only eat cheap frozen food for five years.

[Amarith Waterspring]

@Lord Ashenwyte: she said 1,000,000 not 1,000,000,000 so it is more like 1000 something a day

No because I am obsessed with Food and homemade non-allergenic thing I make at home, so doing that would completely defeat half the purpose.

If you had to live off of hot dogs from now on

[Rosie Willowwater]

Eww! No no no no no no.

If you bungee jumped off the highest building in the world

[CaptainRocktree]

That sounds like fun! Yes!

If you couldn't leave your town... For the rest of your life.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

NO.

If you had to sit in a Brazen Bull without the fire.

[Amarith Waterspring]

For how long? Sure.

If you had to either start college next year, or restart college if you have already started.

[Lord Daskar]

If I didn't have to pay for it. Who says I have to succeed?

If you had to either start college next year, or restart college if you have already started and get good grades?