Million Dollars, but. . .

James Gryphon · October 23, 2016, 02:24:58 AM

No, I don't think that'd be a good trade.

...if everything on both the old forum and the new forum was 100% beyond a shadow of a doubt lost forever, and everybody knew that you caused it to happen so you could get money?

Rosie Willowwater · October 23, 2016, 01:19:19 PM

No! No no no no no no no!

...if you were given the million dollars in quarters

Skyblade · October 23, 2016, 04:05:22 PM

Sure, it's still money. That'd be a hassle to take care of, but worth it

If you couldn't use English, in any manner, for the next five years.

Ashleg · October 23, 2016, 08:28:46 PM

NO.

If you had to put mustard on all your food for the next year?
It doesn't have to be a lot, it just has to be there.

James Gryphon · October 29, 2016, 12:55:30 AM

Sure.

If, for the next year, everyone in real life outside of your immediate family, teachers, and people who are being paid to perform a service for you (doctors, barbers, waiters, etc.) pretended you weren't there?

Ashleg · October 29, 2016, 03:21:39 PM

Well, my family's pretty much all I talk to anyway and when I go out I usually don't have to deal with these people anyway because the're automatically like "Oh look, a young'n!"
So, sure.

If you had a pet goldfish you had to keep alive for a year before getting the money.
For the goldfish dies, no money.

Russa Nodrey · October 30, 2016, 08:52:06 PM

Sure.

If you were bald for the rest of your life.

James Gryphon · October 30, 2016, 09:20:09 PM

I don't think I could.

If everyone else in the world became smarter than you. You would still be as smart as you are now; just, everyone else would be more so.

James Gryphon · December 12, 2016, 03:44:37 PM

Bump.

Rosie Willowwater · December 12, 2016, 04:23:35 PM

Er... I already feel like that now

If you were forced to sit in a tarantula cage for an hour.

Feles · December 12, 2016, 08:29:37 PM

I seem to be developing arachnophobia,

If you had to reenact the whole song of "We Are Number One." in front of a unenthusiastic audience

James Gryphon · December 17, 2016, 01:42:32 AM

What do you mean by "re-enact"?

A million dollars is a lot of money. I hope I could go through with it.

... if, from now on, whenever you tried to do a certain (randomly selected) thing that you liked, you would always fail, and also waste a lot of time trying to do it.

Feles · December 17, 2016, 02:17:34 AM

depends on how many times i'd do it...

If you could only speak in emojis... even in real life.

Søren · December 18, 2016, 01:07:56 AM

Nope.
If you had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.

Groddil · December 18, 2016, 02:20:10 AM

Do I have to pay all the costs of getting to them?

If yes, then no.

If I don't have to pay, I'd take the money, show up, then immediately leave and sell my ticket to someone else and do something better.

Would you take a million dollars if you could never access the internet again? Would you do it for a billion?

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Million Dollars, but. . .