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Million Dollars, but. . .

Started by James Gryphon, December 26, 2015, 04:09:08 AM

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Kreg

Yeah!


MDB you can never play a video game again
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Russa Nodrey

Okay.

MDB you have to eat pickles with every meal.
Freddy

Delthion

Yep.

MDB whenever you eat you must eat only half of what you actually need/want.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Captain Tammo

half of what I need? nah.

MDB your arch nemesis gets 10 million dollars
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Vhich vone? Ah'll juzt zay nyet.

A Million Dollarz but ye 'ave tae lizten tae Vogon Poetry fer ze remainder o' yer loife until ye die (vhcih vid probably be a couple o' minutez intae ze Vogon'z firzt poem)?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Nadaz, voice of the host

No.
MDB you have to spend it all the day you get it.
It matters not what you fight, but what you fight for.

Russa Nodrey

Yes.

MDB you can only eat pizza for the rest of your life.
Freddy

Ashleg

Nononononono.

Nope.

MDB the only pet you can ever own is a dog.

Delthion

Hmm, interesting. Do livestock count as pets?

If so, then no, and if not, then yes.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Captain Tammo

MDB you have to move to a country whose language you don't speak
"Cowards die a thousand times, a warrior only dies once. The spirits of all you have slain are watching you, Vilu Daskar, and they will rest in peace now that your time has come. You must die as you have lived, a coward to the last!" -Luke the warrior

Delthion

Definitely.

MDB you have to choose one thing to which you must devote 80% of your time, the other 20% will be taken up by eating and sleeping.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

Can the one thing be multitasking? Then yes.  ;) Otherwise, no no!

MDB you can never eat fresh fruit, only dried fruit and fruit "products" like juice.

DanielofRedwall

That is a tough one... I don't think the money is worth it, I love fruit too much.

MDB from now on you are never allowed to watch any movies or TV shows you haven't seen, only re-watching is allowed.
Received mostly negative reviews.

Delthion

I'd be good with that I think.

MDB you must eat the same species as whatever your pet is, you needn't eat your actual pet, but said pet is a dog, then you would need to eat a random dog.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

I don't have a pet. So that means I would have to eat nothing, in which case I get a million dollars free. Sounds like a good deal to me.

MDB every night when you sleep you are watched by someone sitting in a chair in your room. They aren't going to do anything but watch you as you sleep, but they're there, and you know they are.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.