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Sebias of Redwall

#390
November 03, 2019, 01:11:37 AM
I guess...

MDB you have to lose one of your ears.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#391
November 03, 2019, 10:12:40 AM
Nah. My little sister is going to be a billionaire and we're going to run a commune together so money isn't really worth that much.

MDB you have to feed and take care of two thousand ducks for a year.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#392
November 03, 2019, 11:18:54 AM
No. That might cost a lot anyway, so I wouldn't be left with much money, or time.

MDB you have to listen to somebody singing the demon pox song all day.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Kreg

#393
November 03, 2019, 05:40:32 PM
no?? I don't know that song...

MDB You can only live underground
You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

Booklover

#394
November 03, 2019, 06:53:04 PM
Demon pox, oh demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town until one is very tired,
Demon pox, oh demon pox,
I had it all along,
No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song,
For I was right and you were wrong!

Those are the lyrics from memory.

No. I like sunny days (which don't exist in England but oh well).

MDB you're blind and deaf.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

One-Eye the wildcat

#395
November 03, 2019, 07:17:52 PM
No.

MDB you have to watch the teletubbies for 1,000,000 hours.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#396
November 03, 2019, 10:06:36 PM
No...

MDB you can never get married.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#397
November 04, 2019, 03:14:24 AM
Hmm... possibly. A million dollars would allow me to adopt children and I can open jars by bashing the lids on the side of the bench... It would be fairly difficult to take care of children without a husband but I do have a couple of sisters so...ye-ah, nah. My little sister is still going to be a billionaire.

MDB you don't have any siblings and any ones you do have die tragic deaths.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#398
November 04, 2019, 02:34:21 PM
I'd think about it...

MDB but it only counts in north korea.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#399
November 04, 2019, 02:35:42 PM
Nah....

MDB you have to carry it around with your arms wherever you go. (And you can't hire bodyguards or anyone else to do your shopping or anything)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#400
November 04, 2019, 02:47:39 PM
easy! *puts it in a credit card*

MDB but you lose your house.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#401
November 04, 2019, 02:49:18 PM
Yep! (I love my house, but you can always buy/build a new one)

MDB you can never receive another kind of income for the rest of your life.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#402
November 05, 2019, 06:03:47 AM
No. I'd probably earn more than a million dollars in a lifetime...
MDB dogs no longer exist.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#403
November 05, 2019, 11:25:17 AM
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! A million dollars wouldn't pay for the medical bills I'd need.

MDB you can only ever wear black.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#404
November 05, 2019, 02:35:49 PM
Done. Where's my money?

Million Dollars but someone follows you whenever you leave your domicile.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?
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