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Million Dollars, but. . .

Started by James Gryphon, December 26, 2015, 04:09:08 AM

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Booklover

Nope.

MDB you are never allowed to leave the town/city you currently live in.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

No.

MDB you always have to be wearing long pants and long sleeves and they have to be black.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

By pants you mean trousers, I'm guessing? If so, that's fine by me. I'm in Britain, where it's cold (but doesn't snow) and wet.

MDB you are never allowed to use a phone. A computer, yes, but never a phone.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

One-Eye the wildcat

hmmm... I'm 50/50 on this one.

MDB someone dies.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Booklover

So I get a million dollars, and somebody who is going to die anyway a second later dies? Sounds fine to me. As long as it's somebody who will die anyway within a week, I will take the million dollars.

MDB you have to give $1,000,100 to charity.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

Since I wasn't given a time-frame, sure. I'll put it into a safe stock that gradually rises, and include in my will to give it and one-hundred dollars more to  charity.

You get a million dollars, but you have to move to a different country entirely.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

No. I love Australia. Though New Zealand is an option...
MDB you can eat nothing you like for the rest of your life.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

No. (but yes, you should totally move to New Zealand)

MDB you always have to wear shoes.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Tungro

Easy yes

MDB you have to live with someone you don't like

Sebias of Redwall

Yes. (I'd just lock them in a safe or something)

MDB you can never see your family again.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

No.

MDB you can't have any door handles in your house.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

Sure!

MDB you have to wash dishes three hours a day
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

Hmmm... as a job that you get paid for? I'd do it.

MDB dogs have scales instead of fur.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Doesn't really affect me, so yes.

MDB you can never use this forum again.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

... nah, I like this place.

MDB you don't have any internet at home.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!