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Million Dollars, but. . .

Started by James Gryphon, December 26, 2015, 04:09:08 AM

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One-Eye the wildcat

NO NO NO NO.

MDB you die 50 years early.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jarky Thistlebrush

No way!
MDB you can't walk. Ever.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Booklover

No.

MDB you are never allowed to read a book again.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Absolutely not!

MDB the only songs you can ever listen to are from Frozen.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

I could use my million dollars to remake Frozen, but with all my favourite songs. Besides, I don't listen to music much anyway. So yes.

MDB you can't watch any films or anything on TV.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Hmmm... yes. Books are so much better.

MDB you can only read books aloud.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

Ooh! That would be annoying, but yes.

MDB you have to spend a week at the North Pole first.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

Hmmm... sure. (though I'd rather go to the South Pole)

MDB you can only updated your story once every six months.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

Hmmm... hard one... Yes? (If I did, i'd just update a LOT of chapters at the same time)


MDB you have to give up writing.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

Heck no.

MDB you can't drive or pilot any vehicle.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


shisteer of nothing much

You can still ride a motorbike so yes.

MDB you have to give up fictional writing. (you can still do journalism, et cetera)
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2019, 08:57:42 PM
Hmmm... yes. Books are so much better.
I know, who would ever want movies or TV when there are books?

But I refuse to give up writing, not even for a million dollars.

MDB you have to go to school for five more years (if you are currently at school, then it's five extra years on top of the amount you still have left).
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Hmmm... my school is at home so yes. (If I had to go to proper school, no)

MDByoucan'tusespaces.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Yes.Iwouldlikeamilliondollars,andIcanlivewithoutusingspaces.Justabout,anyway.Icanalwaysgetsomebodyelsetoputthemin.

MDByoucan'tuseanypunctuationatallorhaveanypauseswhenspeakingwheretherewouldbepunctuationinwriting.CanIstopthenospacesnow?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Nah. I value convenience more than money. (and yes, you can stop now)

MDB you have to become a butcher.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!