Million Dollars, but. . .

[The Skarzs]

Oh yes, definitely.

If you had to eat your headphones every time they broke.

[James Gryphon]

I'd consider it, but only now while my headphones are still working (so I can give them up in advance). Eating a set of headphones would probably make me very sick. A million dollars is a lot of money, but I'm not sure it's worth that kind of risk.

If you lost the ability to have romantic relationships and feelings, for the rest of your life? (You could still like or love people, but they would all be permanently friend-zoned to you, and you would never desire anything more.)

[The Skarzs]

. . . Nope.

If for an entire year you had to carry a rock like a baby everywhere you went.

[Russa Nodrey]

No.

If you had to shave your head bald and wear cooked spaghetti noodles instead of your hair for six months.

[Lady Amber]

Yes, possibly. But I would wear a hat every time I had to go somewhere.

If you couldn't have a shower for a year.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yes.

If you had to spend five hours of each day brushing your hair.

[Delthion]

No...I don't spend 5 minutes brushing my hair! Maybe ten seconds!

If you ran away from home by a river using a raft and you left that on the island that you run away to and everyone in your town thinks that you are dead and starts mourning. Only to have you burst into your funeral service to the shock of everyone there. (Anyone want to guess what I am reading currently?)

[The Skarzs]

Probably would. (I have no idea what you're reading.)

If you had to clip your toenails with your teeth every time it needed to be done.

[James Gryphon]

How's that possible?

No.

If you were placed in solitary confinement for a year?

[Delthion]

(Very good Gryphon!)

Probably not, lose track of time and all that.

If you had to eat your favorite stuffed animal.

[James Gryphon]

What's with this focus on eating things? No.

If you had to become illiterate for the rest of your life?

[The Skarzs]

No again.

If every time you saw a dog you had to lick it.

[James Gryphon]

We have a dog. No.

If, for the rest of your life, you could only use computers that are fifteen years obsolete (behind whatever time you're in)? This includes phones, consoles, etc.

[Delthion]

No.

If you had to destroy all of your favorite Video Games.

[The Skarzs]

If I got a million dollars, I'd be able to purchase some more. So yeah.

If every time you hear a dog's bark you had to lick it.