Delka's Baby(s') Godfather

[Vilu Daskar]

Ookay.  I accept.

Is happy.

[Jukka the Sling]

But Del still hasn't answered your latest offer, Vilu, so...

@the others:  Um, you can be joint godmothers.  If Del accepts.

[Vilu Daskar]

Yeah but I'm half way there.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You're too loud.

Quiet, you.

[The Skarzs]

You're one to talk.

[Delthion]

Ookay.  I accept.

Wait!!!

We need to wait for everyone to state their arguments!! There might be a better one. Then we have to talk about it over PMs!

[Jukka the Sling]

Okay.  (I'm highly amused by this whole thing.)

[Delthion]

[Søren]

-The baby boy would be my namesake
-I have a lightsaber and I know how to use it. I would train the youngling.
-I've been a huge Delka supporter since day one, and would therefore support the family in any possible way
-I have cookies
-I would teach the baby how to use a triquarter
-I would teach the baby some Russian
-I would pay for its Apple Music subscription 
-I would help it develop classic style, not thuggy or too hip
-I would serve the baby as if it was my own child, protect and support it in even the worst of times

[Jukka the Sling]

Mm, very persuasive.  I still think Vilu has a good case too, though.

[Lady Amber]

I shall be its godmother!

1: I'm the kid's aunt
2: I will introduce the kid to Redwall
3: I will introduce the kid to LotR at a young age
4: I will give it a free copy of The Silmarillion
5: I'm good with kids
6: I will give the kid a bunch of presents for its birthday
7: I will expand the child's mind with knowledgeable things
8: When the kid comes over to my house, I will give it a bunch of good things to eat
9: I can babysit the child for you
10: I can provide for the child if something were to happen to you and Del

[The Skarzs]

1. I would care for it should the mother and father be uncontrollably unable to.
2. One can learn much from a troll.
3. I would not teach bad habits and would encourage good behavior.
4. The child would be introduced to many good book series.
5. There would be many job opportunities I could open the kid up to.
6. I can teach it to cook and bake.
7. I wouldn't let it starve.
8. I would protect it with my life.
9. It shall never be cold; the fires of my forge shall warm it.
10. I can teach it wise phrases, such as "It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."
11. I shall make sure it stays away from pesty wizards who want nothing better to than to arrive no later or earlier than they mean to and take five minutes to finish saying "good morning".

[Hickory]

I should. The Brotherhood of Steel will support he family financially and militarily. We are all brothers. (I'm not even trying)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I. I will teach the child the basic tenets of honour.
II. I am a Space Marine of the Blood Angels chapter. I will teach your child much.
III. I will teach him how to use every weapon there is masterfully, in the event that he is caught in one of the wars that plague this forum.
IV. I will educate your child to the highest degree. They will know about all that exists.
V. I will teach your child how to survive on his own in the wild.
VI. Your child will be disciplined and will not behave badly to others.
VII. Your child will be protected in all ways. He shall not starve or be in want of anything.
VIII. I will teach your child the six hundred and sixty six wards against daemons.

[Lady Amber]

I should. The Brotherhood of Steel will support he family financially and militarily. We are all brothers. (I'm not even trying)

The "Brotherhood of Steel" just barged, unauthorized, into a school and threatened innocent students. I doubt Del and Jukka want their child associating with such evil individuals.