Forum Talkshow

[James Gryphon]

[LT Sandpaw]

Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.

Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.

[Cornflower MM]

What's going on?

[Lady Amber]

Actually, cannibalism only started when you came back. *Eats Amber. Starts eating the rest of the audience.*

HUMAN FLESH SHALL GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!! *Eats Sage.*

*Head says.*

Eat people while grinning.

*Is not eaten* *Sits down in a chair*

@Corny: DEATH AND CARNAGE is what's going on.

[Cornflower MM]

Yeah, bye. *Mutters about crazy people* *Leaves*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

The cameras haven't even been turned on. And, I am my own sponsor. Now, get in your seat!

*Permanantly removes Delthion from my studio*

[Jetthebinturong]

Certainly Mr. Sandpaw. But first I must correct you, Soren is the president of the Cellars, not the forum. My answer is that he wouldn't. The Cellars cannot and should not be controlled.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Trying to control the Cellars is like trying to attach the ocean to your chariot.

[rachel25]

Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.

Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.

We have a president??

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.

Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.

We have a president??

A false traitor.

[rachel25]

When did it happen?

[Lady Ashenwyte]

When did it happen?

Last year.

[rachel25]

Must have missed that.

[LT Sandpaw]

Thank you Mr. Jet for the correction and the confirmation that Soren is indeed incapable of controlling the cellars. Though are the cellars truly uncontrollable? We have a second guest speaker here Mr. Vilu, ruler of the Daskar Empire claiming he can control the cellars with a iron fist. Is this true? We have seen some substantial results already, however only marginal success.

Mr. Vilu. Would you please explain to the audience how you plan to bring a amoeba of randomness such as the cellars into order? Also would you be so kind as to list your current success and failure ratio?

[rachel25]

*throws popcorn at the stage*