Forum Talkshow

[Skyblade]

I'm a Hufflepuff and proud

[Eulaliaaa!]

*walks onto stage* Good evening. Today, we will discuss what colors we appreciate the most. What do the colors you care for cause you to feel and why? Don't feel nervous, there is simply no wrong answer to this thought-provoking question. It is completely acceptable to take a moment and consider your answer- *cough* my apologies, I - *wheeze* *hack* *twitch* There sees to be something happening in my lungs. It is quite unpleasant. *gargle* *gasp* *cough* I - I am unsure of what it happening at this moment, but I - *Twitch twitch twitch twitch twitch* *pulls out a machete* oh dear, how did this machete mysteriously appear in my hands? *starts beheading everybody* This... this is actually quite enjoyable! I think I shall keep this machete!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

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[Lady Amber]

*Runs away from Eul*

[Eulaliaaa!]

I have observed that nearly all the guests in this audience that I beheaded have exclaimed one simple word: Ouch. I believe it is a sign! This machete shall now be known as Ouch! My apologies, it is not very polite to shout. *gracefully chases after Amber in a very lady-like manner*

[Lady Amber]

*Dumps bucket of icy water on Eul*

[Izeroth]

*Stands up*

*Draws pistol and shoots Eulalia*

*Sits down*

Machete-wielding maniacs never seem to account for the fact that there might be a pistol-wielding megalomaniac in the audience.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

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[Hickory]

*Stands up*

*Draws pistol and shoots Eulalia*

*Sits down*

Machete-wielding maniacs never seem to account for the fact that there might be a pistol-wielding megalomaniac in the audience.

Ahem.

*disentigrates Izeroth with laser pistol* Never bring a ballistic weapon to an energy weapon fight.

[Eulaliaaa!]

*picks up machete, pressing a button on it* *machete explodes, killing everybody* I may have died with you guys, but I still won.

[Hickory]

*picks up machete, pressing a button on it* *machete explodes, killing everybody* I may have died with you guys, but I still won.

You underestimate my power.... Armor. I win.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

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[Banya]

Hi.  Banya.  I'm a Hufflepuff.

Hello, Banya. So there's been a lot of chaos in the Forum Prom recently. How do you feel about that?

Jolly good time, that's for sure.  It all makes for a good show, though I'm glad to not really be part of it.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Ressurects all the dead people in the audience to be my eternal servants*  Don't. Kill. People. In. My. Studio!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?