Forum Talkshow

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*sets fire to studio*

*Bloodbends Rachel into the flames*

[Vilu Daskar]

Thank you Mr. Jet for the correction and the confirmation that Soren is indeed incapable of controlling the cellars. Though are the cellars truly uncontrollable? We have a second guest speaker here Mr. Vilu, ruler of the Daskar Empire claiming he can control the cellars with a iron fist. Is this true? We have seen some substantial results already, however only marginal success.

Mr. Vilu. Would you please explain to the audience how you plan to bring a amoeba of randomness such as the cellars into order? Also would you be so kind as to list your current success and failure ratio?

It's actually the Daskarian Imperium, please get it right. Yes, it is true, I just haven't been trying very hard. I like to give my citizens some elbow room. It's actually quite simple, first I gain the moderators trust and become a Local then Global moderator, next I wait till I become an Administrator, then I fire the rest of the staff, next I ban the former staff members, and then I rule the entire forum with an iron fist with King Groddil at my side, banning all who oppose me.

*Kicks Sand off the stage* *Turns on cameras* Hello, everybody, it's the Forum talkshow!

[Maudie]

Hello, Forum, it's the Everybody Talk Show!