Forum Talkshow

[LT Sandpaw]

*Steps up on stage*

Today I will be interviewing a few people on how they think the discussion boards should be reinvigorated. Miss Dotti, if you would please explain your views on the matter.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*giggles while reading a magazine* Well, I think that boards will include anything that catches mental attention, likes games that challenge us, some random trinkets and stuff we scatter around, et cetera. I think I've had enough of these crazy bloody Nargle stuff those guys at the back are doing! *chuckle*

[rachel25]

*watches from the edge of the stage*

[Lady Amber]

So, has everybody been killing each other in my absence?

[Hickory]

So, has everybody been killing each other in my absence?

*hides laser pistol behind back* No.

[Delthion]

*Eats laser pistol.* CANNIBALISM HAS DESCENDED ON THE FORUM TALKSHOW!!! FEEL IT'S WRATH!!! *Eats a few of the audience then sits down again.*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Cuts off Del's head*

[Hickory]

*Eats laser pistol.* CANNIBALISM HAS DESCENDED ON THE FORUM TALKSHOW!!! FEEL IT'S WRATH!!! *Eats a few of the audience then sits down again.*

Del, have you ever had pure blood? *holds up bucket of blood*

[Delthion]

*Two new heads grow back in the place of the old one. Laps up blood.*

[Lady Amber]

*Stares* So, killing AND cannibalism has ensued in my absence. I expected no less.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Picks up Del's head and shrinks it, then holds Del's tiny shriveled up head for the camera.*

Mr. Delthion could you please explain the fascinating culture of cannibals to our audience?

[Hickory]

*blood is laced with super powerful, totally irreversible poison* There. *Del is foaming at the mouth* Die slowly. *Del is writhing on the floor, already dead* Those movements? Just muscle spasms.

[Delthion]

Actually, cannibalism only started when you came back. *Eats Amber. Starts eating the rest of the audience.*

HUMAN FLESH SHALL GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!! *Eats Sage.*

*Head says.*

Eat people while grinning.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Steps up on stage*

Today I will be interviewing a few people on how they think the discussion boards should be reinvigorated. Miss Dotti, if you would please explain your views on the matter.

IT'S MY SHOW!

*Chainsaws Delthion's head*

[Delthion]

*Eats Ash's Chainsaw.*

This is pretty much a documentary of the Cellars...