The Story

[Matthias720]

Here's how this one works. Every time you post you add a sentence to this story. Feel free to creative, but remember, this is not a role-play . I repeat, THIS IS NOT A ROLE-PLAY. Do not put yourself or a character of yourself into the story. This story is meant to be a mutual effort on everyone's part. Let's keep things orderly and have a good time. ^_^

I'll start with: One day there was a guy named Jim, who dreamed of eating the perfect pizza.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, he had a problem: He was allergic to tomato sauce.

[Redwall Musician]

So he sent a text to the local pizza shoppe, and asked for a sauce-less pizza.

[James Gryphon]

But the text message bounced back. "Message undeliverable", the screen said. "Please contact your service provider if the problem persists."

[Redwall Musician]

So Jim called his mom, Jenny, and asked if she could make the pizza.

[Lily]

Jenny was busy organising a dinner party, so she told him she didn't have time to make a pizza.

[James Gryphon]

As all else had failed, Jim decided to go to the store and buy some things to make his own pizza.

[Redwall Musician]

On arriving at the store he found he had lost his wallet.

[Lily]

He retraced the steps he took to get to the store, patting his pockets to make sure his wallet really was missing.

[Tiria Wildlough]

He met this girl, walking her otter down the street, and she had his wallet in her hand.

[DanielofRedwall]

The man became frightened, as he was also allergic to otters.

[Redwall Musician]

But the girl didn't notice he was frightened, walked up to him anyways, and said, "Is this your wallet, sir?"

[Matthias720]

Jim suddenly started sneezing violently, startling the girl.

[Nightfire]

The girl was angry at being startled, so she walloped him with a giant feather pillow!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

After that, Jim knew that the world was due for a change.