The Story

[Icefire]

The tiny calculator says, "Wrong answer!" and then blows up in his face.

[Trisscar95]

Luckly, it didn't kill him, so he Pulled himself together.

[Nightfire]

Then the tiny calculator took over the universe and decided that calculators were too underappreiciated.

[Plugg Firetail]

Except for the cool new graphic calculators.

[Tiria Wildlough]

One of the cool new graphic calculators walked up to Jim and said, 'Lohk domlohng-barang.'
OOC: Which means 'Lord Potato' in Khmer.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Jim panicked and tried to run, but he was held back by a huge cat with a face like a pizza, who kept saying, 'Ai fink ai'z in luv.'

[Mad Maudie]

"Then go marry who ever you are in love with and leave me alone!" he said so the cat ran off and so did he.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But unfortunately, the cat turned out to be a girl who wanted to marry him.

[Nightfire]

So he complied and married her, then murdered her on their honeymoon.


(sorry, I'm slightly grumpy right now, so my humor is a bit morbid.)

[Tiria Wildlough]

But he was arrested by foxies with frogguns.

[Nightfire]

then the frogguns killed the foxies and rescued him.

[Bragoon]

But then he tripped and hit his head on a rock.  When the police picked him up fifteen minutes later, he was still out cold.

[Nightfire]

So they just shrugged at each other and threw his unconscious form into the ocean.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But he turned into a merman and swam to the surface.

[Nightfire]

Whereupon Slothunog came and said to him "how do you do?"