The Story

[Nightfire]

so he climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and launched himself off the spire, landing on a trampoline that had been placed underneath by a passing hedgehog.

[James Gryphon]

Then he woke up.

[DanielofRedwall]

And it was all a dream.

(Don't worry, the story hasn't finished yet!)

[Redwall Musician]

A looked out his bedroom window and saw a wandering shepherdess riding a buffalo.

[Matthias720]

He opened his window and called out to her, "Excuse me, what day is this?"

[Nightfire]

She replied, "It's December 50th, 8036. Why?"

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

He yawned.

[James Gryphon]

"Man, I slept in late," he thought to himself.

[Folgrimeo]

He wondered if this futuristic world had flying robot dog toasters in it.

[Redwall Musician]

Suddenly a kitten sat on his lap and said, "There are no flying robot dog toasters here."

[James Gryphon]

"How did you get in here?," Jim asked the kitten.

[Redwall Musician]

"I broke in while you were sleeping," replied the really cute kitten.

[James Gryphon]

Jim was feeling hungry after an approximately six thousand year rest, so he stood up, forcing the kitten to jump out of his lap, and decided to head to the kitchen to get something to eat.

[Lily]

He remembered his previous craving for pizza, so he searched the kitchen for the ingredients.

[Icefire]

The only ingredient he found however was tomato sauce.