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Started by Matthias720, September 26, 2011, 02:39:35 AM

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Tiria Wildlough

Jim was despairing of ever being himself again, so he ate himself, and then he was human again.
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MatthiasMan

He woke up, heart pounding. He was shaken by the dream. So he got up and looked around. The dormitory? Why was he in Redwall's dotmitory.

Trisscar95

Suddenly Jim knew he was dreaming a dream within a dream.
'Twixt leaning ash and poison gold,
Trisscar Swordmaid, look, behold,
What is sought by everyone.
Now! Ere high noon light moves on.'

MatthiasMan

He tried to wake up but couldn't. Then, Cluny the Scourge walked in the room.

Tiria Wildlough

Then I walked in and knocked out Cluny, then pinched all his chocolates and gave one to Jim.
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MatthiasMan

But Jim was allergic chocolate, so he refused the chocolate and chocolate spots appeared all over his skin.

Tiria Wildlough

So the dibbuns ate him.
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MatthiasMan

But then, he finally woke up. he watched the movie inception and said,"Deja vu. This seems like my dream."

Redwaller

Then the house exploded

psybox

then some person referring to himself as cave Johnson started talking about being sent to aperture space prison, how air ducts are not escape paths, and force fields in space prisons aren't a good idea.

Redwaller

Jim goes to see Bill and takes a bath.

psybox

but the mountain next to his house was proven twenty feet lower then the minimum height for a hill to be a mountain.

Redwaller

And Jim fell in a hole!

MatthiasMan

He saw a white rabbit saying ,"I'm terribly late. I'm late. What will the queen say?" So he followed the rabbit.

psybox

and, fell down another hole.  this time a potato was his falling partner.