The Story

[Ally046]

But one time when she was rampaging, a mass of cats yowling and screeching ran past, they scratched her body on their way and fled in terror, as a ginormous pack of dogs chased them away.

[Booklover]

The dogs were then chased by a horse sized duck, which was being chased by one hundred duck sized horses.

[Ally046]

The woman's bones all broke as they trod upon her.


Edit: Oof, kind of dark on my part...

[Ally046]

The End?

[Russa Nodrey]

(Nope, it goeth on.)

She flopped over to a nearby hospital where the doctors were able to repair her. The next day...

[Ally046]

...she was looking at her scars in the mirror one morning when suddenly...

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

she noticed a large, friendly, fuzzy thing coming down the street, but it was too far away to tell exactly what it was yet.

[Kade Rivok]

Lo, it was an exceedingly large red panda!  As it grew closer, the immense size of the creature astounded her, and she took a step back in astonishment.  As the large red panda noticed her, though, it called out.  "Hey, it's me, Jim!  I got turned into a big ol' red panda!  Crazy, huh?"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanwhile, several Sheep flew by overhead.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

She nods her head yes but is too stunned to say anything.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Jim the fuzzy red Panda scratched his head, unsure of how to continue the conversation. Maybe remark about the weather...?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

He eventually decides to say something extremely random and hope things work themselves out.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

'The plum pudding cakes are particularly nice this time of year,' he said.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Shakes her head to clear out the stunned-ness*
"They are indeed! I can go get one if you like"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

'Sure,' he said, und they walked off to get one. No-one noticed at the time, but a small bush began following them. It was a blue bush.