The Story

[Redwall Musician]

A dancing French fry was standing there too.

[Icefire]

The french fry sang to him, "Enter and receive your heart's desire!"

[Plugg Firetail]

Then Jim started eating the french fry.

[Tiria Wildlough]

But the french fry turned into a badger, promptly bit Jim's nose, and while he was trying to stop it bleeding, walked away into the invisible woods

[DanielofRedwall]

He then realised it was the french fry's pet badger, and he quickly apologised for almost eating him.

[Nightfire]

The badger huffed, then drew his broadsword and killed Jim.

(sorry, I was getting sick of Jim.)

[Plugg Firetail]

Then the badger picked up Jim and made him into a pizza!!

[Redwall Musician]

He then buried the pizza.

[DanielofRedwall]

And then Jim woke up, and it was another dream.

OOC: We can't just kill Jim!

[Tiria Wildlough]

OOC: Exactly. Nightfire, you cannot just kill Jim because you were getting sick of him.

BIC: And his mum was calling him to get ready for school, but her voice sounded like that of an animalia chordata vertebrata mammalia carnivora mustelidae lutrinae (a sea otter).

[Plugg Firetail]

Then Jim's mother turned into a death-defying beaver!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Jim called loudly for a blueclawed otter.

[DanielofRedwall]

But the otters were too busy to rescue Jim.

[Nightfire]

but Riverfern came down from another planet in the nick of time and saved him, owing to the fact that she is a Blueclawed Otter.

[Mad Maudie]

and Jim said "I had the weirdest dream there was a kitten a death defying beaver and a aaaaaaahhhhhhh" he said as he plummeted downward river fern would rather kill him then here about some stupid dream