The Endless Story II

[Lord Daskar]

When it was boiling he stuck his head over the pot and chopped it off. The head fell into the pot, the body to the floor.

[LT Sandpaw]

Meanwhile Janie was still screaming.

[Lord Daskar]

So was her mother, who had found the boiling head. Her father came into the kitchen, he screamed too.

[Izeroth]

 Following a brief period of hysterical screaming, Janie's parents agreed to never let her into the office again.

[LT Sandpaw]

So they sent Janie to a boarding school for Screaming Students.

[Lady Amber]

The Boarding School for Screaming Students was on top of a large hill. The hill was filled with secret underground passages full of secret things.

[Jukka the Sling]

Janie also had a counselor who helped her cope with her extreme PTSD that was triggered by boiling butler heads.

[LT Sandpaw]

The Counselor's name was Arnold and he was very cruel to the students, Due to the fact that he had a constant headache from all the screaming.

[Lady Amber]

He took Ibuprofen frequently; however, this did not help due to the fact that he ate raspberries, which made Ibuprofen not work.

[Jukka the Sling]

One day, Janie decided to journey down into one of the subterranean passages.  There she found a large raspberry stash.

[LT Sandpaw]

She was about to eat one when her conscious showed up.

[Lady Amber]

Her conscience said, "Eat all of the raspberries, not just one."

[Jukka the Sling]

So she did.  Just then Arnold came into the passage.

[Maudie]

And ate her, because that was his raspberry stash and he still wanted raspberries.

[Lord Daskar]

It turned out that Arnold was Games Jryphon, and that eating Janie was some how part of his plan for world domination.