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LT Sandpaw

#120
February 10, 2016, 03:00:47 PM

Which was also how his son in law Guy managed to complete objective number two.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

#121
February 10, 2016, 03:03:07 PM
Which was jump on a mushroom and sing a song.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jukka the Sling

#122
February 10, 2016, 08:52:39 PM
Janie knew kung fu, so she karate-chopped her way out of Arnold/Games's stomach.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

#123
February 10, 2016, 09:50:55 PM
And then killed him.

Izeroth

#124
February 11, 2016, 01:42:24 AM
 Woren Sarrior, the new school counselor, hired Sherlock Holmes to solve the mystery of Arnold's death.

Lord Daskar

#125
February 11, 2016, 03:51:28 PM
Holmes had it figured out in two hours.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

LT Sandpaw

#126
February 11, 2016, 04:13:08 PM

However he wanted it to seem like it was more difficult so he brought in a specialist raspberry farmer named Farmer Tan.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

#127
February 11, 2016, 04:45:28 PM
. . .Because he felt like raspberries. The guy that would make it look difficult was arriving the next week.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Lady Amber

#128
February 11, 2016, 11:48:16 PM
The guy arrived next week as planned, and concluded that Arnold's death was caused by giant mutant raspberries.

LT Sandpaw

#129
February 12, 2016, 01:09:16 AM

Woren Sarrior immediately has the raspberry farmer, Farmer Tan arrested.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#130
February 12, 2016, 03:00:11 AM
 In a surprising turn of events, Farmer Tan revealed that he was the long-lost cousin of Games Jryphon.

Lady Amber

#131
February 12, 2016, 03:41:18 AM
However, Games Jryphon had died from choking on a raspberry.

LT Sandpaw

#132
February 12, 2016, 03:15:27 PM

So Farmer Tan was arrested for two accounts of first degree murder, conspiracy, and for being related to the worst criminal the endless story has ever known.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

#133
February 12, 2016, 03:16:37 PM
Tan knew that Games had died because of a raspberry, so he strangled the cops with the raspberries he happened to have in his pocket and escaped.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

LT Sandpaw

#134
February 12, 2016, 03:19:52 PM

He fled to the star system Jennie's Ice Cream Planet with the help of a interplanetary smuggler named Shadyrain.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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