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James Gryphon

#150
February 13, 2016, 12:36:08 AM
Ponyland, as one might surmise by the name, was entirely dedicated to raising and breeding horses; it was run by a tired man called Tired Joe.
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Lady Amber

#151
February 13, 2016, 01:35:04 AM
When Tired Joe wasn't taking care of horses or busy being tired, he would make wigs from horse manes and tails. These he sold to his gardener, Richard, who used them to decorate his yard.

Izeroth

#152
February 13, 2016, 01:44:59 AM
 Richard believed that he was a 15th century English king, and could often be heard reciting lines from Shakespearean plays.

Lady Amber

#153
February 13, 2016, 05:05:17 PM
One of his favorite lines to quote was, "I am a coconut and you cannot stop me from eating French fries and playing golf!"

LT Sandpaw

#154
February 13, 2016, 05:13:49 PM

So after eighteen hours of haggling with Tired Joe and his Gardener Richard, Farmer Tan and his Lawyer Voren the Lover were allowed to hide in Tired Joe's basement while Richard took care of them.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#155
February 13, 2016, 06:22:37 PM
Richard took the opportunity to make spinach smoothies for the folks hiding in his basement.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

#156
February 13, 2016, 06:47:58 PM
He also gave them Shakespearean plays to read. They did not enjoy this, so they secretly burned the books.

Izeroth

#157
February 14, 2016, 01:10:30 AM
 Upon realizing that the guests had burned his beloved plays, Richard destroyed the smoothies and ran himself through with a sword.

Jukka the Sling

#158
February 14, 2016, 01:22:44 AM
Tired Joe had just gone upstairs to take a shower.  When he witnessed this terrible tragedy, he screamed, smashed through a window, and ran through a cornfield.  Unfortunately, this revealed his and the others' location to some unlikable characters...
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#159
February 14, 2016, 01:25:19 AM
...Ledthion and his infamous wife, Sukka the Jling, who had been turned evil by evil rays.
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Jukka the Sling

#160
February 14, 2016, 01:27:59 AM
Sukka was listening to music on her Walkman and didn't notice Tired Joe, even though Ledthion was jumping up and down and screaming to get her attention.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#161
February 14, 2016, 01:35:37 AM
So Ledthion turned on Sukka's least favorite song and played it, full volume, into her ear.
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Jukka the Sling

#162
February 14, 2016, 01:55:16 AM
"I meant to delete that off the playlist!" Sukka exclaimed, and slapped Ledthion for playing it.  Then she happened to see Tired Joe screaming among the corn.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#163
February 14, 2016, 02:26:09 AM
What Sukka didn't realize was that the corn was sentient.
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Lady Ashenwyte

#164
February 14, 2016, 03:23:46 AM
So Drol Hsa murdered Ledthion with the help of Nabya.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

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