The Endless Story II

[Lord Daskar]

The Argonian was very angry when he learned this. Instead of simply killing Matthias he imprisoned him and set out to retrieve the pineapples.

[Izza]

And on his journey, The Argonian had to cross a bridge. Unfortunately for him, Tumtum the troll lived under said bridge.

[LT Sandpaw]

As Argonian carefully crossed over said bridge Tumtum snuck up behind him, grabbed his nose and yelled in a rather annoying high, pitched voice, "I got ye snoze!"

[Izza]

Argonian was understandably upset, and flailed hopelessly in an attempt to escape.

[James Gryphon]

Tumtum the troll said that if Argonian wanted to get free, he would have to pay a tax.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the Argonian didn't have to pay a tax as werewolves ripped Tumtum the troll's throat out.

[James Gryphon]

But he was so surprised and shocked that he fainted and fell off over the bridge into the ditch below.

[Izza]

This particular ditch happened to belong to King Dotch, the Dutch King of all the ditches.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But King Dotch died after being stabbed by Ledthion.

[Delthion]

Who went off to find his family.

[Lord Daskar]

And marry Sukka.

[Amarith Waterspring]

When suddenly he fell into one of the ditches.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the ditch became a metal box.

[Amarith Waterspring]

And he got stuck inside of the metal box and started to scream.

[Lord Daskar]

It was conveniently soundproof though.