Dungeon.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*rides back coughing covered in soot and dust*  Why do you even have that room?

[The Skarzs]

Because MAD SCIENCE! HA ^hA H@h HA ^HahA _H4!

*Folds arms and taps foot impatiently* Skarzs... Have you been messing with my Zombie Pinata? *ZP walks in glowing green and twice his previous size* Skarzs, you know better than to mess with my things.... though I rather like him this way... makes a good night light. *takes all the prepackaged freeze dried OITBs out of the refrigerator*

See?! I knew you would like it! You should let me mess with your things more often. Like what might make those OITBs a little tastier. . . *Wiggles fingers in the general direction of the thawing bears.*

[Faiyloe]

They are not for eating. If you are craving something I left you a pillowcase and sawdust pie topped with shaving cream in the lab for you.

[The Skarzs]

I'll have it later. Right now I need to start Del's thing.

*Holds on to rails for dear life.*

Alright! We'll go speed of light first, then the eighty-something miles per hour.
Or is it the other way around?
Yeah, maybe. Might make an unwanted explosion if I go directly to light speed. Or maybe I can do it in that one room with the particle accelerator. Oooh! Another idea!
No! This test first, then the others.

*Shoots Del off at 88mph with the flux capacitor going.*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Cheers*

[Delthion]

*Experiment backfires, creating a vortex that destroys Eul.*

[Eulaliaaa!]

Boooooo!

[The Skarzs]

*Picks up Eul's pieces and puts them into a life-support vat which will accelerate regeneration.* Let's see if we can make it go faster by adding in some various ingredients like electricity and multivitamin powder!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Bursts out of vat flexing unnaturally large muscles* Remember kids, always take your multivitamin powder! Aaaaargh!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Burn the mutant.

*Burns Eul with flamethrower*

[Eulaliaaa!]

This is outrageous! Skarzs, Faiy, I demand illegal, inhumane experimentation to be performed upon he who intends to burn the queen of the Cellars!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Yep, you're insane.

*Teleports Eul into a cell in the Insane Asylum*

[Eulaliaaa!]

I am the queen, you cannot treat me like one of your insane prisoners! Besides, if I do not post there, I am not present in the topic. You simply cannot put me in that asylum.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You are the queen of spiders and cobwebs, yes.

[The Skarzs]

Oh, I don't need your permission. *Straps Ashenwyte to a table.* Kneecaps or toenails first?