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Started by Russa Nodrey, December 16, 2015, 08:11:51 PM

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Tam and Martin

I must be having reflexes then. I AM A SNAKE!!!!!


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Lord Daskar

When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Jukka the Sling

Clearly he wasn't actually dead.  *takes more notes*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Tam and Martin

Right. I'll just . . . Fade from life now.


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Lord Daskar

When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Tam and Martin



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LT Sandpaw


*A sound like popcorn popping, and sizzling issues ominously from a fridge behind Jukka.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

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Jukka the Sling

*opens fridge*  And what, pray tell, is this?
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Hickory

Obviously, the cold from the fridge broke it and let the hot air come in from the oven right next to it, popping the popcorn someone *apparently* decided to store in a refrigerator.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Jukka the Sling

I have a degree in science, and that is definitely not popcorn.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

It's clearly a bunch of brains that have been removed from people, and have shrunk from the cold of the fridge. Arrest Daskar!

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 05, 2016, 10:16:26 PM
*gasps*  *scribbles furiously in notebook*  This could bring the hospital down.  May I see the manager?
Um, I am the manager. Also, the beheadings and other unsafe practices were all committed by Vilu. He should be arrested.
Freddy

Jukka the Sling

Vilu, you are under arrest.  *whips out taser*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Hickory

You realize that the Vilu you're about to taser is left-handed? The actual Vilu is right handed. You're about to taser his imposter. Everyman has returned!
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Jukka the Sling

*tases the real Vilu and the fake one for good measure*
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien