The Hospital

[rachel25]

*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is unconscious*

*Holds smelling salts under Amber's nose*

Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*

Oh my. *Puts Del in a hospital bed and pushes him to his room* So, um, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: you're probably going to die. The good news: there's a small possibility you might not die. To know how to properly treat your injury I must first know what kind of dragonfly it was. Do you remember what it looked like?

*My pieces walk into the hospital* Don't ask how I did this again.

Goodness me! *Puts Sky on a hospital bed and pushes her to her room* *Wraps her entire body in bandages*

*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*

*Gets a needle and some thread and sews Rach's arm to her shoulder*

[rachel25]

*pours gem stone dust on it and arm works perfectly again*
Thanks.

[Russa Nodrey]

No problem.

[rachel25]

*walks away and falls over feet and crashes down the stairs. Breaks neck*

[The Skarzs]

If there's anything I've learned from being a blacksmith, it's that any problem can be fixed by putting it in a fire or hitting it with a hammer. . . Often both!

Now hold still. . .

[rachel25]

Okay.

[The Skarzs]

*Replaces Rach's skeleton with a titanium one.* You'll never break now.

[Skyblade]

Thank you, Russa!

[rachel25]

*Replaces Rach's skeleton with a titanium one.* You'll never break now.

Thank you.
*gets up and falls out of window. Crushes two people outside but is fine*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts a sign that says "HELP WANTED" in the front window*

[Delthion]

*Is unconscious*

*Holds smelling salts under Amber's nose*

Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*

Oh my. *Puts Del in a hospital bed and pushes him to his room* So, um, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: you're probably going to die. The good news: there's a small possibility you might not die. To know how to properly treat your injury I must first know what kind of dragonfly it was. Do you remember what it looked like?

*My pieces walk into the hospital* Don't ask how I did this again.

Goodness me! *Puts Sky on a hospital bed and pushes her to her room* *Wraps her entire body in bandages*

*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*

*Gets a needle and some thread and sews Rach's arm to her shoulder*

It was black with golden...maybe bronze...actually I think it was GREEN SPOTS!!!

[Russa Nodrey]

Oh my. It sounds to me like you were bitten by the very dangerous spotty green dragonfly. Almost everyone who has been bitten by the spotty green dragonfly has died a slow and painful death. The only cure is a strange (and rare) plant found deep in the jungles of South America. Of course, we don't have any here, but this athelas might help. If you have not already written your will, I encourage you to do so now. *Puts some athelas in a bottle of water* *Shakes the bottle* *Pours the water down Del's throat*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Give the poor chap come proper medicine! *Pours a litre of scalding hot tea down Del's throat*

[Russa Nodrey]

Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?!