The Hospital

[Kade Rivok]

Another vhat?

[lass of something much]

*Is too dead for peppermint tea*

[Verdauga]

*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.

[lass of something much]

*remains dead*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins strutting over but then suddenly clutches throat, lets out a cough then collapses in a heap, totes dead, y'all*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Picks up Seb with a forklift and puts him in a hospital bed* *Pumps Gatorade into his veins with a small hand pump* C'mon, Seb, don't die.

*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.

*remains dead*

*Pauses pumping* How is this even possible?

[Verdauga]

*remains dead*

Oh is that so?
*Picks up Lass with one hand.* Listen here, little squirt. I can just as easily go to the dark forest and bring your soul back, or lawyer my way out of this. Both of those options are not the best for you. Now.
*Channels life force into Lass.*

Wake up.

[lass of something much]

*Verdie happens to be talking to a dead body*

[Kade Rivok]

*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.

*remains dead*

*Pauses pumping* How is this even possible?

She remains dead through pure stubbornness. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Intense.)

*Picks up Seb with a forklift and puts him in a hospital bed* *Pumps Gatorade into his veins with a small hand pump* C'mon, Seb, don't die.

I see... I see... I see a light. Oh dear, that actually looks like fire. Abort! Abort!

[Kade Rivok]

She's an intense creature 

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Indeedeth.  )

*Back paddles*

[Verdauga]

However, she is responding to my posts and is therefore, alive.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Continues pumping*

[Kade Rivok]

Iron?  Gettin' those gains?