The Hospital

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Waterbends acid into Rachel's mouth* Enough! Purge this place!

[Russa Nodrey]

Ash, settle down. Putting acid in people's mouths isn't nice.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

She was putting acid in the drips, I'm operating within the law.

[Russa Nodrey]

She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink.

[The Skarzs]

Does this hospital's patient care regulations comply to government standards?

I AM the government!

[Jukka the Sling]

May I apply to work here?  Where's the form I fill out?

[Delthion]

This hospital shall be cleansed by the power of the Raisin! For the Cookie!!! *Starts attacking those who run the Hospital. Is not hallucinating.*

[Lady Amber]

Del isn't hallucinating, he's actually asleep, and is dreaming.

[Russa Nodrey]

May I apply to work here?  Where's the form I fill out?

Of course. Here's the form:

Spoiler

First name:
Last name:
Birthdate:
Address:
Phone number:
Previous job experience:
Have you ever been fired from a job:
Why you were fired (if you were):
Signature:

[close]

Del isn't hallucinating, he's actually asleep, and is dreaming.

Definitely.

[Jukka the Sling]

First name: Jukka
Last name: the Sling
Birthdate: September 13, 199_ [not telling all]
Address: 176 Doriath Rd, Rivendell, Middle-earth. :3
Phone number: They don't have phones, in Middle-earth, but I do have a palantir.  *pulls micro palantir out of pocket*
Previous job experience: Stocking wine in Mirkwood.
Have you ever been fired from a job: Yes...
Why you were fired (if you were): I accidentally dropped a small barrel of King Thranduil's best Dorwinion on his foot.
Signature: Jukka the Sling

[rachel25]

She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink.

I don't hallucinate! I'm criminally insane.insane!

[Russa Nodrey]

First name: Jukka
Last name: the Sling
Birthdate: September 13, 199_ [not telling all]
Address: 176 Doriath Rd, Rivendell, Middle-earth. :3
Phone number: They don't have phones, in Middle-earth, but I do have a palantir.  *pulls micro palantir out of pocket*
Previous job experience: Stocking wine in Mirkwood.
Have you ever been fired from a job: Yes...
Why you were fired (if you were): I accidentally dropped a small barrel of King Thranduil's best Dorwinion on his foot.
Signature: Jukka the Sling

Um...okay, you're hired.

She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink.

I don't hallucinate! I'm criminally insane.insane!

...

[Jukka the Sling]

Yay!  What should I do first?

[Russa Nodrey]

Well...the floors could use a good mopping.

[Jukka the Sling]

*looks for mop*  *there isn't one*  *grabs a stick and ties a rag to it and mops merrily*