The Hospital

[lass of something much]

*Verdie from the FOOD FIGHT thread poofs in*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts Verdauga on a bed* What happened to him?

[lass of something much]

he got hit in the face with a cave potato...

[Kade Rivok]

*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.*  Hey can somebody help me with her?  She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Starts blaring alarm horns* Where are the doctors?! Here, I know a thing or two about doctoring. *Pulls out saw* Stand back!

[Luftwaffles]

Doctor Russa? I got into a heated argument with Rosie and now half my arm is missing.

Help?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Here, I'll help ya! *Puts saw away and turns to Waffles*

[Luftwaffles]

Thank you

[lass of something much]

Miss @Russa Nodrey, I'd like to apply for a job here, is there still one available?

[Verdauga]

*Tosses hair and straightens tie.*
It's go time.

*Grabs a coat and begins issuing orders*
Sebias, Give me that saw and grab some bandages for Lufty.
Lass, Once Seb is done I need you to run down the medicines we have here; what do we have?
Kade, Place Teer on this gurney here *Teleports one where I'm gesturing* and Stand back!

[lass of something much]

The list

Froad food.
deadly plants.
overpowered painkiller.
Cheese....

...
Konkout cream.
Several boxes of nockout needles.
Dirty socks.
Smelling salts.
normal painkiller

Boxes and boxes of bandges

[close]

Hmm...

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Hands Verdie the saw* *Looks over his shoulder* Ooh, that looks nasty. What are you gonna do?

[Verdauga]

*Grabs the saw, dirty socks, the bandages, and the overpowered painkiller and rushes over to Luftwaffles.*

Which arm are you missing?!

(Probably should've learned this earlier.)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Points at the bleeding stump* I might not be an expert, but I think it's the other arm.

[Verdauga]

*Points at the bleeding stump* I might not be an expert, but I think it's the other arm.

*Recoils as if I just noticed it.*
Yeahhh, that looks like it.*
*Whilst wrapping the socks and bandages, jabs Luftwaffles in the neck with the painkiller.*