The Hospital

[Kade Rivok]

*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.*  Hey can somebody help me with her?  She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.

She's already dead. Give her to me for a proper burial.

Yeah...

Lass, dear, he's just planning to eat her.

[shisteer of nothing much]

(At least my death would serve a purpose then)

[Kade Rivok]

You chose to do for entirely no purpose to begin with.  No foot rubs for you!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*cannot feel disappointment, due to being dead*

[Luftwaffles]

Guys? Kinda missing an arm here...

[Kade Rivok]

Aw, I'm sorry you miss it.  But, you know what they say, time heals all wounds 

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Look after the beasts that actually have hope. There's nothing you can do for me so you might as well just leave me alone)

[Kade Rivok]

Ugh, fine.  *Devours Teer.*  Better me than Skarzs, at least.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*screams*

[Kade Rivok]

She was already dead, sweetie.  This is like the Taniwha version of the viking burial.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Spit her out. Do it now.

[Kade Rivok]

It's ok, Eb.  She would have wanted to go this way.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*draws dagger* I said do it.

[Kade Rivok]

Digestion has already taken place, Eb (It takes much less time when the subject has already expired).  It's donepre-dodge

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I see that sneaky tiny text, Kade. You cannot dodge me. If you don't remove her from your digestive system I shall do it for you.