The School

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar opens mouth and eats Spam.

* Lord Daskar lets go of the rope that's holding the grand piano over Groddil's head.

[Groddil]

"Oh good, a free piano."

* Groddil sidesteps slightly, then begins playing the piano so awfully that Dilu dies from blood loss through his ears.

[Hickory]

Teacher, throughout the course of my forays into the science of black holes, and the research I've been collecting to make the ensuing project on the same topic, I've encountered Hawking radiation. Any properly educated individual (unlike you, Ms. Nodrey) will know that the Hawking variant is a type of electromagnetic radiation that, as aforementioned, is found around the singularities known as black holes. Unfortunately, and to the dismay of my billions of cells, I was not wearing the proper lead-lined protective gear when I first came into contact with the radiation. After following the procedure to purge my body of a much radiation as possible, I donned the cleanroom suit to close the source of the radiation and generally cleanse the surrounding area of dangerous material, to prevent further casualties. I am afraid that I still have traces of the material on me and I could possibly be contaminating the school, a public building, as we speak. My facilities were damaged in a previous experiment (of which the details I cannot disclose) and I am unable to fully treat the contamination at home. Thus, I request to see the school nurse, because if she actually has the degree of medical knowledge to treat a full school of students, then she should be more than able to decontaminate my irradiated body.

[Groddil]

"I'll help you! All medieval doctors swear by this!"

* Groddil slices Sagetip with a knife.

"Ta-da! Blood letting!"

[Russa Nodrey]

Teacher, throughout the course of my forays into the science of black holes, and the research I've been collecting to make the ensuing project on the same topic, I've encountered Hawking radiation. Any properly educated individual (unlike you, Ms. Nodrey) will know that the Hawking variant is a type of electromagnetic radiation that, as aforementioned, is found around the singularities known as black holes. Unfortunately, and to the dismay of my billions of cells, I was not wearing the proper lead-lined protective gear when I first came into contact with the radiation. After following the procedure to purge my body of a much radiation as possible, I donned the cleanroom suit to close the source of the radiation and generally cleanse the surrounding area of dangerous material, to prevent further casualties. I am afraid that I still have traces of the material on me and I could possibly be contaminating the school, a public building, as we speak. My facilities were damaged in a previous experiment (of which the details I cannot disclose) and I am unable to fully treat the contamination at home. Thus, I request to see the school nurse, because if she actually has the degree of medical knowledge to treat a full school of students, then she should be more than able to decontaminate my irradiated body.

Hahahaha! What an imaginative child!

[Hickory]

I hardly believe that a medieval medical practices are effective, let alone sanitary. Hand that knife over here, I need to test it for rust levels.

*tests knife*

Hmph, just like I thought. *hands chlorine cleansed knife back to Groddil* Here you go. I utterly resent having you as one of my colleagues.



Now, Teacher, I'm sure that imagination is good for the seemingly third-grade level students that you are teaching (myself exempted, of course), but for one of my caliber I think you should treat as a higher intelligence.

[Russa Nodrey]

Hahaha!

[Hickory]

I see that you are obviously not above the intelligence exhibited by my classmates. Of course, I've already left for the high school, a better place than this.

[Groddil]

I see that you are obviously not above the intelligence exhibited by my classmates. Of course, I've already left for the high school, a better place than this.

Me instantly grows to his real age.

"Me too. Bye guys."

* Groddil walks out with Sage.

[Hickory]

Excellent. I say, I've been working on a full scale laboratory in my expansive basement. Want to come over and work on this robot I've been testing?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Shakes head in amusement* Haha!

[Groddil]

"Naturally, but there is an issue that must be dealt with first."

* Groddil turns into Groddil VV.

* Groddil VV frowns. It takes a notepad and pen from its back pocket.

* Groddil VV draws an atomic bomb on the paper.

* Groddil VV grins. It shields itself and Sagetip and detonates the atomic bomb within the school.

* Groddil VV changes back into Groddil.

"Done."

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar follows.

* Lord Daskar beats Groddil up.

[Groddil]

"Oww! What the heck man?"

* Groddil punches Dilu.

[Lord Daskar]

I decided to pick on you for no reason.

* Lord Daskar punches back.