The School

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm better than Brock could imagine.

* Lord Daskar survives.

No you're not.

That's Vilu -I.

You're Vilu.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*levitates everyone in sight, then makes pencils rain on them*

[Russa Nodrey]

CHILDREN!!! CHILDREN!!! IT'S TIME FOR CHEMISTRY CLASS!!!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*walks with chemistry set, then accidentally stumbles, spilling chemicals on the floor*

[Lady Amber]

*Chemicals burn holes in the floor*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*Slowly gets up and snatches a wand from pocket* Reparo!
*Everything puts back to normal*

[Delthion]

*Except she ruins the magnetic bonds between the atoms in the room.

[Lord Daskar]

I'm better than Brock could imagine.

* Lord Daskar survives.

No you're not.

That's Vilu -I.

You're Vilu.

I always knew you weren't quite right in the head.

TEACHER! I think Ashenwyte should go to a special school, his ability to learn seems to be impaired.

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm better than Brock could imagine.

* Lord Daskar survives.

No you're not.

That's Vilu -I.

You're Vilu.

I always knew you weren't quite right in the head.

TEACHER! I think Ashenwyte should go to a special school, his ability to learn seems to be impaired.

C'mon now, Dask, don't talk like that, bro. Ash is fine.

Now, as y'all can see we've got some diet coke sittin' on my desk. We've also got some Mentos. We're gonna put the Mentos in the coke and it'll explode! It'll be awesome!!!

EDIT: *Claps hands* Children, drop your Mentos into the diet coke! While we watch it explode, I'll explain how it works.

[Lord Daskar]

I'm not so sure about that, he has trouble remembering my name.

* Lord Daskar drops a Massivelly.Explosive.Nugget.Town.Orb into the Coke, it explodes massively.

[Feles]

I'd like to point out that Mentos is not plural, but the brand name
What you just dropped in your coke was a Mento

[Russa Nodrey]

I'm not so sure about that, he has trouble remembering my name.

* Lord Daskar drops a Massivelly.Explosive.Nugget.Town.Orb into the Coke, it explodes massively.

I commend you on your creativity. *Ruffles Daskar's hair*

I'd like to point out that Mentos is not plural, but the brand name
What you just dropped in your coke was a Mento

How observant! *Ruffles Inq's hair, too*

Now children, the potassium benzoate, aspartame, and carbon dioxide gas contained in Diet Coke, in combination with the gelatin and gum arabic ingredients of the Mentos contribute to the formation of the foam. Isn't that interesting?

[Feles]

[Lord Daskar]

*Young Daskar fixes his hair.

TEACHER! You might want to evacuate the School, my M.E.N.T.O will make a massive explosion in five minutes.

I'd like to point out that Mentos is not plural, but the brand name
What you just dropped in your coke was a Mento

No, it was a M.E.N.T.O

*Young Daskar leaves the School.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Walks in* Um Miss, is this room 38?