The School

[Lady Amber]

I like to read, and be on the computer, and occasionally write.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE AND BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD.

*GIGGLES*.

[Russa Nodrey]

I like to read, and be on the computer, and occasionally write.

That's wonderful, Amber!

I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE AND BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD.

*GIGGLES*.

Haha! Be serious Ash. What do you really like to do?

[Delthion]

I am Delthion, and I like eating people.

[Russa Nodrey]

Come now children, be serious.

[Delthion]

Who's joking?

[Russa Nodrey]

*Nervous laugh* Um...okay, let's move on with our learning. Who can tell me the answer to this word problem? *Writes on the chalkboard* John has ten apples. He gives two to Sally, one to Bob, three to Andromeda, one to Bert, and four to Flo. How many apples does John have left?

[Lord Daskar]

WAIT! I haven't introduced myself. I am Lord Vilu Daskar. I like, ruling, fight, causing havoc, destroying buildings, destroying lives, being a pirate, killing teachers name Miss Russa, and demonstrating my fighting abilities. Would you like a demonstration? I brought my Battleaxe and War hammer.

[Russa Nodrey]

No, thank you, Daskar. *Nervous laugh* Wonderful introduction, though.

Who can tell me the answer to this word problem? *Writes on the chalkboard* John has ten apples. He gives two to Sally, one to Bob, three to Andromeda, one to Bert, and four to Flo. How many apples does John have left?

[Lord Daskar]

All of them, he steals them back from his friends.

[Russa Nodrey]

What a creative answer, Vilu! Have a cookie! *Gives Vilu a cookie and pats his little head*

[Lord Daskar]

*Raises Hand.* Your hand is pouring blood. I have any invisible spiked helmet I forgot to mention.
*Stands up.* HEY ASH! THERE'S BLOOD FOR YOU TO BATHE IN OVER HERE!

[Lady Amber]

No, thank you, Daskar. *Nervous laugh* Wonderful introduction, though.

Who can tell me the answer to this word problem? *Writes on the chalkboard* John has ten apples. He gives two to Sally, one to Bob, three to Andromeda, one to Bert, and four to Flo. How many apples does John have left?

Negative one.

[Banya]

Who can tell me the answer to this word problem? *Writes on the chalkboard* John has ten apples. He gives two to Sally, one to Bob, three to Andromeda, one to Bert, and four to Flo. How many apples does John have left?

John is stupid.  He should tell them to go buy their own apples instead of giving all of his away.  He should know that they're just using him for his apples and they don't like him as a person.  John has no apples and no friends and no business acumen.  John will never succeed in life.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Blood! Blood! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! *Starts hitting Russa's bleeding hand with a chainaixe* FOR KHORNE!