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Started by Russa Nodrey, December 23, 2015, 01:08:51 AM

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Delthion

Sure! *Shoves a head on a platter in front of Groddil.* Enjoy! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Groddil

Oh yay, heads are my favorite! But orGANS take a close second.

* Groddil eats an chocolate-coated eyeball.

* Groddil eats a Coca-Blooda

* Groddil eats a Frozen, liquified brain.

Hickory

Ugh, what utter nonsense. *retreats to lab*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lord Daskar

Alright children, lunch time's over!

* Lord Daskar drags everyone into a classroom.

As you can see, over the last few months I have magically grow up and got a job here! Now it's time for, CELLARS COMBAT! With math so it can be of, "educational value."

SAGETIP! You're first. You're standing in a room surrounded by DDBs who are about to rip you to shreds. For some reason you want to count them. There's five on one side, six on another, three on the third, and 58,392 on the final side. What does that equal?
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Russa Nodrey

Very good, Sage! :D

:D Del has seven corpses. He eats three and then gives two to Groddil. How many corpses does he have now? :D
Freddy

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lord Daskar

AND NOW YOUR DEAD! You forgot to fight off the DDBs. *Evil Laughter*

NEXT!
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Lord Daskar

THIS ISN'T A GRAMMAR CLASS! LET ME MAKE A MISTAKE ONCE IN A WHILE!
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Russa Nodrey

Okay, okay. *Gives Dask a cookie to calm his nerves*
Freddy

Lord Daskar

I DON'T NEED A COOKIE, MY NERVES ARE CALM! CELLARS COMBAT with math TEACHERS TALK LIKE THIS!
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Lord Daskar

YES! BEAT UP SAGE AND DIVIDE 5828578 BY 5853!
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 22, 2016, 10:05:53 PM
I DON'T NEED A COOKIE, MY NERVES ARE CALM! CELLARS COMBAT with math TEACHERS TALK LIKE THIS!
:D Really? Huh, you learn something new everyday! :D
Freddy