King's Commands I.

[Lord Daskar]

Because I'm to impatient to wait till I win Overlord's Orders.

I assume everyone's familiar with Overlord's Orders. This is the same just with a different name because it's at Loamhedge.

King: Lord Daskar

To Begin on Monday January 11 2016

Players:
Skyblade I
Cornflower MM II
PlugFiretale III
Izeroth IV
Lord Ashenwyte V

[Skyblade]

What if the real forum is back by then?

Anyway, I'm in.

[Lord Daskar]

Then we wait till it breaks again.

[Skyblade]

Hopefully it WON'T break again

[Cornflower MM]

Sure, I'll try.

[Kitsune]

I'm in!

[Izeroth]

 I'll join.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'll join.

[Izeroth]

 With the real forum down, I assume this will continue?

[Lord Daskar]

Yeah, I'll do it later, maybe. Definitely before Tuesday though.

[Lord Daskar]

Hopefully it WON'T break again

It broke.

Anyway I decided I didn't want to do my school work, so I'll post now.

Your transport slowly flies past the The other nineteen planets of 'Daskaria', capital of the 'Daskarian Imperium', and lands on the 'Palace Planet.' A planet about the size of earth covered in one large palace. After you land you are lead to the massive throne room.

     "Welcome my five servants. I grow bored and have decided to play a little game with you five specially selected citizens. The rules are as follows, I will send you on a mission, you will follow the orders I give you and nothing else, if you fail, or do not do exactly as I say I will hear all of your reports. I will then decide who did the most errors or caused the mission to fail, the one I choose is executed and the remaining ones go again, the last one standing will be given the rule of one planet."

     "Your first mission is this, I have heard that the inhabitants of 'Hoth' make the greatest snow cones in the universe, something about all natural snow, I want one to see if it is in fact the best. You will get me one. Go now."

One week later you return. The Emperor is sitting on his throne holding a long list.

     "By what is said on this list I see that you have utterly and completely failed to the greatest extent. I seems you landed on the planet, blew up a snow cone shop, looted it, and killed the owner and workers. Next you somehow managed to bring the planet closer to it's star completely altering the climate and putting all snow cone makers out of business. Then you somehow managed to commandeer several heavy warships, besiege the planet while destroying all fleeing, attacking, and arriving ships, and then blow the planet up, making sure that I would never get my snow cone. Would anyone like to explain this outrage?"

[Skyblade]

OOC: Yes! I'm so happy to play this game again

BIC: Skyblade bowed deeply, a sign of respect. "Overlord, as soon as we arrived, we headed to the nearest snow cone shop. However, Ash insulted the worker by calling him "a depressed banana". The worker was very offended because he was actually dressed as a pineapple. I tried to sort out the mess, but soon Ash was in a fistfight with said worker. The owner tried to kick us out. Corny showed all the owners and workers "The Picture That Kills Anyone Who Look At It". They screamed and died. Enraged, Ash blew the entire store up. Not only did every snow cone melt, but we were all so injured we had to be hospitalized. Ash and Corny also stole all the money from the owners and the workers.

Inside the hospital, Plugg got really mad and started yelling at everyone (in Swahili for some reason). He got in such a rage that he broke into a secret room in the hospital and forced the scientists to move the planet closer to its star, threatening to make them eat BLTs until they got sick if they didn't obey. While I tried to stop him, both of my legs had been horribly injured from the bomb, and I could not move myself.

Meanwhile, Izeroth had gotten a hold of several warships. He hoisted the rest of us inside and proceeded to attack and blow up the planet. His reason had something to do with being mad at the people because they didn't like cucumbers. Immobilized and helpless, I watched as everything fell into ruins."

OOC: Wow, this is weird. I don't know anymore

[Cornflower MM]

After a quick curtsy, Cornflower glared at Skye, "In my defense, I'd like to say that Skyblade gave me "The Picture That Kills Anyone That Looks At It," veiled of course, and told me that it was a lovely surprise for everyone that worked there, just not to look at it myself. So I did purely what she told me to do."

She paused for breath, and then shot a glare Ash's way. "After I realized what I'd done, I was horrified, and started shouting at Skye who laughed. Then my attention was caught by Ash who was stealing all the money. When I tried to stop him, he pushed half of it into my hands and then set off a bomb yelling something like "Stupid dying people!" I didn't really understand anything after that point, as I had gotten a head injury, thanks to Ash and his bomb."

OOC: That okay?

[Izeroth]

 After casting a contemptuous glance at his fellow servants, Izeroth knelt before the throne. "I  cannot attest to any account of the first part of this mission, Sire, as I was at that time making a side-trip to the Imperial naval base. There were several important reasons for my visit, but I cannot reveal them in the presence of the other servants, as they are strictly confidential."

"Just as I was about to board a transport craft and rendezvous with the other servants, I received a holographic message from 'lord' Ashenwyte. He informed me that the inhabitants of Hoth were guilty of 'heresy' for refusing to eat cucumbers, and insisted that I launch a 'holy crusade' against the planet. When I initially refused to follow his ridiculous orders, he threatened to court-martial me, and claimed that the order to annihilate the planet had been given by none other than Your Majesty."

"I still had misgivings, of course, but I could not refuse (what was at the time believed to be) an order given by the King. Reluctantly, I gathered a fleet of warships and warp-jumped to the Hoth System. In accordance with Ash's (very clear and direct) orders, thermal missiles were fired at the planet, melting its surface and annihilating all life. Afterwards, Ash congratulated me on the 'glorious purge' I had just committed, and claimed that it was all for the 'greater good.'"

[Skyblade]

"Everyone That Worked There is the name of the criminal that the real government told us to kill. I very clearly told Corny to show the person NAMED Everyone That Worked There the picture, not the workers themselves. And I would have done it myself, but that criminal hates me because my name starts with the letter S and I knew I wasn't safe around him.

Maybe it's not Corny's fault she didn't hear me right, though. Later in the mission, I heard from Izeroth that Plugg has been giving people earplugs because he thinks it's funny. I know his name is Plugg and all, but, really?

As for laughing, someone had sprayed laughing gas. I couldn't help myself."