What should Fatch and Amber name their children?

[Russa Nodrey]

You can name the first kid whatever you want, but you have to name the second kid Russa.

[Lord Daskar]

Good work, Russa.

Because y'all insist on shipping me and Russa, you should name the first kid Vilu and the next Russa.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, as long as you name the second kid Russa.

Here are some cool names Amber and LT might want to look through when naming their other kids:

Minho
Newton
Maglor
Flo
Charles
Sandpaw Jr.
Shirley
Mace Windex
Helga
Patrick
Henry
Olga
Benjamin
Franklin
Bob


I'm so helpful.

[Hickory]

-Darth Vader
-Emperor Palpatine
-Wilhuff Tarkin

[Mhera]

Gertrude
Roberta
Gwyneth
Felicity
Ferocity
Wilma
Gwendolyn
Alberta
Aldrich
Python
Virginia
Daphne

[Russa Nodrey]

Rudolph
Enoch
Sylvester
Alistair
Angus
Rupert
Griselda
Irving

[Søren]

Olga.

[Lady Amber]

Why must you think of the worst names on purpose?

[Søren]

Why must you think of the worst names on purpose?

AMBER WANTS A GOOD NAME, THE BABY IS ALL BUT CONFIRMED!

Steve.

[LT Sandpaw]

No, no, no, no, no, maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe, maybe, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Mhera]

Why must you think of the worst names on purpose?

How dare you. These names are beautiful.

(I've been making a mental list of terrible baby names to suggest to my brother and sister-in-law (another niece or nephew is due later this year). I'm picking off that.)

[The Skarzs]

Cunegundes.

[Lady Amber]

So I'm sitting here and I'm hearing Russa, Jukka, and my younger bro think up all these horrible names; I heard them mention Bertha, Habakkuk, Melinda, Delilah, etc.

Help me.

[James Gryphon]

Melinda!

[Russa Nodrey]

Bertha
Agnes
Hepzibah
Gladys
Wilhelmina
Wolfgang
Vernon
Gregory
Billy (Eew.)
Patricia
Lucinda
Lucille
Margery
Barbara
Richard
Phyllis
Jim Bob
Jezebel
Ahab
Hezekiah
Habakkuk
Haggai
Belinda
Dinah
Jeffrey
Delilah
Bedelia
Desmond
Leroy
Paul
Remember Patience Whipple ( )
Raymond
Brandy
Sherry
Tequila

(I hope I haven't offended anyone. (Jukka and my brother came up with most of these.))