Ships

[lass of something much]

Teeeeer I found another one of those man thingy-me-ji-geres you like to eat so much!

[Verdauga]

*Summons Thomasbane.*

You might be new here, but that doesn't give you permission to be a cannibal.
No.

Eating.

[lass of something much]

1# I AM NOT A MAN thingy-me-ji-gere
2# it's not me who likes to eat man thingy-me-ji-geres it's Teer
3# Teer is not eating other Taniwhas

[The Skarzs]

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!  (Or bigger, I suppose)

Roll-a-poll-a-poll a penny a pitch.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is human.*

*Finds it incredibly worthwhile.*

*Shakes head* Don't try lying to us, Verdie. We all know that you are a cat. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Cats are better than humans, so I suggest you be the same species as your namesake, Verdauga.
Booklover, Kade's quote (which should actually be 'big ones, small ones some the size of your head') is from The Lion King. At least, that's where I know it from.

[shisteer of nothing much]

1# I AM NOT A MAN thingy-me-ji-gere
2# it's not me who likes to eat man thingy-me-ji-geres it's Teer
3# Teer is not eating other Taniwhas

I don't eat men, especially ones like Verdauga. Yuck! Besides, the plural of Taniwha is Taniwha and you need to use full stops. (or commas might do, I suppose. Still, you need punctuation)

[Kade Rivok]

Cats are better than humans, so I suggest you be the same species as your namesake, Verdauga.
Booklover, Kade's quote (which should actually be 'big ones, small ones some the size of your head') is from The Lion King. At least, that's where I know it from.

The actual song, which the Lion King STOLE FROM, goes the way I initially typed it.

[lass of something much]

THAT was a song?

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed it is 

I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

[Verdauga]

*Is incredibly human.*

*Decides it is the best thing to be.*

*Will continue using this format.* 

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is incredibly human.*

*Starts singing, But I'm only humaaaaaan!*

[lass of something much]

Not you to seb! *faints*

[Booklover]

*drowns Seb out with a rendition of Greybeard Halt*

[Verdauga]

*Is watching in confusion.*