Ships

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is not ready*

[lass of something much]

so why are we declareding war on oneanother?

[The Skarzs]

*Has to read Lass's post twice to understand what she was trying to say.*

[Booklover]

so why are we declereing wor on oneanother?

Well, nobody's actually officially declared war. Also, I'll be Switzerland in this (*realises that non-Europeans might not get that joke* it means neutral, as Switzerland is always neutral because nobody can attack them because of the mountains).

[lass of something much]

oh *Is still ready to skrach anyone and anything*

[Verdauga]

so why are we declereing wor on oneanother?

Well, nobody's actually officially declared war. Also, I'll be Switzerland in this (*realises that non-Europeans might not get that joke* it means neutral, as Switzerland is always neutral because nobody can attack them because of the mountains).

*Had gotten the joke but was thankful anyway.*
Oh, wait.

*Is ready tooooooo........ leave the topic if necessary.*

[lass of something much]

are we of topic?

[Sebias of Redwall]

are we of topic?

It's basically impossible to be off topic in the Cellars. 

Anyway, *Pulls out a club* Where were we?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Draws scimitar and readies a sawed off AK-47

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Readies radio to call in the RRR if things go bad...*

[Verdauga]

It is possible to go off topic if the topic is explicit information. Like the funny posts collection topic. It is wrong to make the topic about food puns.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I guess that's true...
On that note, who should we ship next, then?

[The Skarzs]

Just throw names in a hat.

[Keva Strongbow]

^That could work. Maybe Lass should be one of the next victims?

[The Skarzs]

She's too new. Off limits.