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Started by Søren, February 10, 2016, 05:00:14 AM

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Søren

* Søren steals Groddils beer *


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Groddil

* Groddil uses a special skill only Australians have to make cheap (alcohol-free) beer appear out of nowhere.

* Groddil 's crocodile attacks Banya and eats her book.

Søren

Wait, Groddil, you're Australian?


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Banya

*smacks the crocodile with volume 2 of the series and sends it scurrying away*
   

Groddil

Yah. Why do you think I'm called Grodidile?

* Groddil 's Crocodile decides to infest Soren's suitcase instead.

Søren

* Søren finds this odd considering he does not own a suitcase


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Banya

Are you?  Are you called that?
No crocs around here.
*sips sparkling grape juice from the bottle*
   

Groddil

The Bachelor(ette) Pad is an old, moudly apartment. Therefore, it is fitting that everyone's stuff is stored in cheap plastic suitcases.

* Groddil replaces Banya's juice with alcohol-free beer.

"You're welcome."

Gonff the Mousethief

*Stands in corner* Such fun, being so, unshipped.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Søren

* Søren examines his new suitcase


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Groddil

OOC: @Soren: Calling it new is a stretch.

BIC:

* Groddil motions to Gonff with an alcohol-free beer.

"Have a seat and grab a drink. Don't mind the crocodile, he doesn't bite. Much."

Søren

* Søren pays rent on his grimy apartment for everyone


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Groddil

* Groddil throws some change at Soren to help pay the rent.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Starts reviewing my Killing list* *Pokes the crocodile*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil

* Groddil 's crocodile bites off Ashenwyte's finger.

"Good boy."

* Groddil throws the esky at Ashenwyte.