Brockhall High

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Del bby wts rong?

*Dies a little inside*

[Hickory]

Alright, I've cleansed myself of all Hawking radiation. What are we talking about now?

[Tam and Martin]

yo mrs. sling, i think that since yo no name be mrs. sling, we's should sling you outta dis classroom.

[Delthion]

Del bby wts rong?

*Dies a little inside*

Actually, that was slightly my reaction as well!

[Groddil]

*Bell rings*

* Everyone blink out of existence and appear in the Science Lab.

* Professor Groddil  dons a lab coat and crosses his arms.

"Okay Class, today we are doing something practical. We are creating a highly contagious, incurable, and extremely lethal disease. This is, naturally, dangerous, so we will have to go through a safety briefing. One, do NOT eat the diseases. Not only will that kill you, but being quarantined will really mess up my schedule. Two, no throwing the diseases at anyone, for the same reasons I just mentioned. And thirdly, no burning the diseases or zapping them with electricity, I'd hate to think what would happen. Form up into lab partners and collect your equipment. Each pair gets three beakers, a stirring rod, and two samples that I will hand out later."

* Professor Groddil motions over his shoulder to a locked cabinet containing a heavy lead safe.

"And of course, don't forget gas masks and safety glasses."

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar goes to Professor Groddil.

You wanted to see me sir?

[Groddil]

"Uhh yes, I wanted you to try something a little more difficult. That gold ball you gave me will prove most helpful. Go set up a workstation and I will come to you. Here are your disease samples."

* Professor Groddil  hands Dilu a jar of Malaria and a jar of Black Plague.

[Lord Daskar]

Yes sir, and I just happen to be immune to the Black Death and Malaria so this is good.

* Lord Daskar goes to workstation.

[Groddil]

* Professor Groddil takes out more diseases.

"Hmm, Rain can work with Russa, Sage and Mask are leaving, so Delthion can work with younger me."

* Professor Groddil chops off one of his arms.

* Professor Groddil's arm regrows instantly while the dismembered limb grows into Teen!Groddil.

"Okay, younger me, you can have this Ebola and Smallpox."

* Groddil  collects the diseases and goes to a workstation with Delthion.

"Err, Rain...you can have Cholera and Leprosy. Off you go now."

* Professor Groddil hands the diseases to Rain and seals the remaining jars in the safe.

"Okay class, there's water and gas taps at your stations, need anything else, ask me and I'll get Groddil VV on it for you. Whoever invents a disease deadlier than the two components first wins 30 points and two gold stars."

* Professor Groddil walks over to Dilu.

"Okay, before we start the second phase, I need you to mix them up same as the others. Then the fun starts."

* Professor Groddil throws the golden ball, which now has a button welding to it and a hole in the metal, in the air and catches it.

"Gold's brittle metal, so I put some C4 in it and connected it to this button. There's also this vial inset into the metal, we'll fill that with your disease and test the device."

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar mixes using a cement truck.

[Hickory]

*dons clean room suit* Easy. I've managed to get a single virus sample of the disease and isolate it. A quick trip to the centrifuge should do the trick.

[Groddil]

* Professor Groddil scratches his head.

"Hang on, I don't seem to remember giving you two diseases, let alone one. Are you working with someone else?"

[Hickory]

No. You see, I obtained a sample by taking a blood sample from Daskar over there. From what I gleaned from his blood (and the virus within) it would seem that he's immune. As a matter of fact, I've been tested vaccines. Number 45 is up next. Care to take a look?

[Groddil]

"Very well, make sure to mix it with another disease after you are done."

* Professor Groddil watches Sagetip.

[Hickory]

Alright. I've made the testers totally automated, so we can lessen the chance of accidental contamination. Vaccine number 45.

A piece of flesh lies on a metal table. A robot arm injects a small amount of the virus into the arm, then the vaccine. We wait.

Okay, results just in. 55% success. I'd say another 15 tests should flatten out the bugs and get us a perfect vaccine sample.