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Maudie

#30
February 10, 2016, 09:23:27 PM
* Mask parachutes off of the roof.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Groddil

#31
February 10, 2016, 09:24:19 PM
* Groddil VV draws a net and captures Mask.

* Groddil VV plonks Mask at a desk.

* Groddil VV turns back into Groddil.

Delthion

#32
February 10, 2016, 09:25:24 PM
* Delthion finishes the Canterbury Tales.

Next!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#33
February 10, 2016, 09:26:10 PM
* Mask eats a sandwich.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

The Skarzs

#34
February 10, 2016, 09:26:36 PM
It's time for a teacher strike.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

#35
February 10, 2016, 09:28:25 PM
*Bell rings.*

* Groddil turns into Groddil the Professor.

* Groddil the Professor presses a button.

*Classroom changes shape.*

"Okay, kids. I'm Professor Groddil and this class is...

* Groddil the Professor glances at timetable.

"Home Economics. Hmm, it appears that today we will be making a Spam and Cheese Casserole. Please don't stick your fingers in the oven!"

Maudie

#36
February 10, 2016, 09:29:33 PM
* Mask sleeps.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lord Daskar

#37
February 10, 2016, 09:30:12 PM
Well this is popular.

* Lord Daskar decides to be a snobby rich kid.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

#38
February 10, 2016, 09:31:09 PM
* Groddil the Professor throws a meat cleaver at Mask.

"WAKE UP!!!"

* Groddil the Professor rolls his eyes.

"Okay, everyone take a large sword and cut open your can of spam."

* Groddil the Professor pulls out Lord Brocktree's Sword and opens a can of spam.

Delthion

#39
February 10, 2016, 09:31:39 PM
* Delthion Finishes reading the Bible

That's another down several to go!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#40
February 10, 2016, 09:32:33 PM
* Mask uses meat cleaver to cut herself free.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Lord Daskar

#41
February 10, 2016, 09:33:21 PM
* Lord Daskar opens can with a guillotine.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

#42
February 10, 2016, 09:33:29 PM
* Groddil the Professor uses a flamethrower to burn Del's books.

"DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!"

* Groddil the Professor rolls his eyes.

"Now, put the spam in a dish and put the cheese on top. Then, use a flamethrower to melt the cheese."

* Groddil the Professor attacks the cheese with his flamethrower.

"Excellent work Daskar. 10 points for ingenuity."

Russa Nodrey

#43
February 10, 2016, 09:33:47 PM
*Runs to the front of the room and starts to read from a notebook* There's nothing I like better than going to the mall with all my friends. We buy expensive clothing and text 'til our thumbs drop off! :D The end!
Freddy

Groddil

#44
February 10, 2016, 09:35:04 PM
* Professor Groddil  stares blankly at Mask.

"Return to your oven please. You have a cleaver, open your spam."
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