Brockhall High

[Milady Scribe]

I'll do you one better, mate.

*runs out, drives back in a DeLorean*

[The Skarzs]

It's time for a teacher strike.

[Delthion]

@Milady Scribe please post in the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem thread! We must not see this thread go down into the depths of Cavern Hole!

[Milady Scribe]

Ah, but of course! But first, just 'cause....

Blaring out of my DeLorean's speakers

[close]

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm the teacher now!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Ah, but of course! But first, just 'cause....

Blaring out of my DeLorean's speakers

[close]

Bootiful

[Jukka the Sling]

*revive*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

*running down the hallway screaming*
im so loooost

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Shoots Galli*

Not anymore.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Wow that was violent and uncalled for.

Hello? Is anyone here? Is this even a place you learn in anymore?

(knowing the forum, probably not.)

[Aimless Gallivanter]

* Aimless Gallivanter drags herself down the hall

i cant be late for claaaass

[Lady Amber]

*Runs around setting fire to things with a flamethrower*

[The Skarzs]

*Emo Skarzs walks in.* I wear a black wig because I have no hair. I also have two halves of a black wig that I change out if it fits my mood. Today is a left side day, because my right side is evil and doesn't deserve the wig.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Shoots Skarzs's wig*

[Groddil]

* Principal Groddil snatches Emo Skarzs and drags him into the office.

"You can jolly well be bald, Skarzs. Here at Brockhall High we enforce a strict Australian dress code. All students wear the same uncomfortable uniform, the same shorts/trousers with the school logo embroidered onto them instead of something useful like a pocket, and there is to be no jewelry, wigs, or shoes that are any color other than plain black! SEVEN DEMERIT POINTS AND TWO RUSTY STAR! THAT'S A DETENTION FOR YOU! REPORT TO THE DETENTION ROOM AT LUNCH BREAK!"

* Principal Groddil kicks Skarzs into the Mathematics Classroom.

* Principal Groddil snatches Amber and drags her into the office.

"Two demerit points and a rusty star, Amber. No flamethrowers are to be taken from the science lab. Arson is only permitted within the Science Lab and the Groundskeeper's Shack, nowhere else!"

* Principal Groddil kicks Amber into the Mathematics Classroom.

* Principal Groddil boots Galli down the hall into the Mathematics Classroom.

* Principal Groddil gets rid of his combover and replaces it with messy mad scientist hair, and trades his suit for a lab coat.

* Professor Groddil teleports Ashenwyte into the Mathematics Classroom, then teleports in himself.

"Welcome, children, to Mathematics. Before we start, I must congratulate Ashenwyte for shooting Skarzs's disgusting wig that was violating the dress code. Three merit points and a gold star, Ashe. *Ahem* Today, we will be studying a simple, yet popular problem. I have three oranges and take away one. Calculate the mass of the sun."