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Started by Jukka the Sling, February 10, 2016, 08:58:45 PM

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Kitsune

Education is important, but school is stupid

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 22, 2017, 04:06:44 AM
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 21, 2017, 04:55:11 PM
Ignore your father he's only good for genetic engineering.

i did it to protect you, of course, and I'm so sorry it had to be this way. But now, before i have time to give you any answers at all, im going to sacrifice myself for you so you can escape and I'll die for real this time. it will be very tragic but in the end everyone will agree it was a great character building moment for you.
No, I won't let that happen. I finally found you! I'm not losing you again. Not this time.

actually you are.

*Smashes Galli aside with a massive mace*

you will never escape me now daughter!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Aimless Gallivanter

obviously russa's one weakness is the boy she didnt know she had real feelings for until it was too late. hes handsome, and tall, with a crooked grin, a broody past, and he has a manly smell, like charcoal or bears.
im gay!!!!!!

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 22, 2017, 04:29:25 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 22, 2017, 04:06:44 AM
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 21, 2017, 04:55:11 PM
Ignore your father he's only good for genetic engineering.

i did it to protect you, of course, and I'm so sorry it had to be this way. But now, before i have time to give you any answers at all, im going to sacrifice myself for you so you can escape and I'll die for real this time. it will be very tragic but in the end everyone will agree it was a great character building moment for you.
No, I won't let that happen. I finally found you! I'm not losing you again. Not this time.

actually you are.

*Smashes Galli aside with a massive mace*

you will never escape me now daughter!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!
*Tasers Ashe*
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 22, 2017, 04:32:54 AM
obviously russa's one weakness is the boy she didnt know she had real feelings for until it was too late. hes handsome, and tall, with a crooked grin, a broody past, and he has a manly smell, like charcoal or bears.
*Gasp* How did you know?
Freddy

Aimless Gallivanter

im youre mother, i know you better than you know yourself
im gay!!!!!!

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Jukka the Sling

And I'm your long-lost aunt!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Russa Nodrey

What? How?! I didn't even know I had an aunt!
Freddy

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

*Pushes Ashe out a widow*
Freddy

Rosie Willowwater

                    

Aimless Gallivanter

* Aimless Gallivanter dies from a gunshot wound inflicted upon her several pages ago
im gay!!!!!!

rrrrr

"Oops". *Skip accidentally dumps his spare Mary-Sue Potion on Galli*
rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


Aimless Gallivanter

*by some loop hole that barely makes any sense, Galli is suddenly Not Dead*
I'm alive??
*notices the Mary-Sue potion remnants*
oh... OH NO
*grabs Skip*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??
*is not like other girls*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im gay!!!!!!

Feles

Skip, get out of here before you infect more!
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!