Brockhall High

[Kitsune]

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[Rosie Willowwater]

Ooh, can I have some?

[Kitsune]

[Luftwaffles]

*Sierra sits quietly on the middle of the room*.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Is that a no?

[Kitsune]

Well, it's gone now. ^_^

[Groddil]

* Professor Groddil rips cheeseburger from Kit's stomach and begins eating it.

*Burp*

"Anyway kids and... Err... Adult... It's time for chemistry. Today, we'll be observing the effects of magnesium. Everybody has a coil, a bunsen burner, some acid, and a variety of other elements. Come collect a pair of tongs and a ciggie lighter, then... I dunno, destroy stuff."

...

"Oh, and you might want to wear those dark glasses, or you'll probably sustain permanent eye damage from the blinding light produced when the magnesium burns. Just a thought."

[Luftwaffles]

Come collect a pair of tongs and a ciggie lighter, then... I dunno, destroy stuff."

BEST.CLASS.EVER!

[Groddil]

"So anyway, your grades are based off of the amount of property damage you cause to the school and surrounding neighbourhood."

* Professor Groddil glances at assignment sheet.

"And bonus points will be awarded for a) posting in the Forum CYOA and b) creating something that tastes nicebut probably causes internal haemorrhaging while you're at it."

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Takes out a book, walks to a corner, and starts reading*

[The Skarzs]

BOOKLEARNING.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Looks up from book* Um, can I help you?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Valkz pazt readin' Dune Ze Butlerian Jihad vhoilzt valkin' zome'ov managin' tae avoid any particular obztaclez zat may 'appen tae appear in front o' 'im* (Ah 'ave actually und continue tae dae ziz)

[Rosie Willowwater]

Translation for anyone who needs it

*Walks past reading Dune the _____ whist walking somehow managing to avoid any particular obstacles that might happen to appear in front of him* (I have actually and continue to do this)

[close]

*sees HiaG walking around* *Jumps over to him* Hey, what book are you reading?

[Groddil]

"Ahem. Son, this is an English-speaking school. The Foreign Languages classroom is in E Block."