Vault 115

[Hickory]

Welcome to Vault 115. Seeing that we might be staying here, on the new forums, for quite some time, I've decided that we need an official bunker to wait out any nuclear destruction that we might encounter while the old forum is down.

[Lord Daskar]

Well, I wasn't planning nuclear destruction, but why not? I'll give you a few days to prepare.

[Groddil]

"My name is to beink Klaus von Klaus, and VI am here to destroyv you!"

* Klaus von Klaus launches an ICMB at Vault 115.

[Hickory]

InterContinental Missile Ballistic?

Vault Doors can beat those any day.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Repeatedly whacks Klaus' face with a shovel* Yay!

[Groddil]

"I am beink to doink it again! I must beink to be pushink ze right button!"

* Klaus von Klaus launches an ICBM at Vault 115.

* Klaus von Klaus gets hit by a shovel.

"Owwwww. Stupid person beink to vack Klaus von Klaus vith a shovel. You vill die for that, Russa Nodrey!"

* Klaus von Klaus launches an ICBM at Russa Nodrey.

[Russa Nodrey]

* Russa Nodrey teleports away

[Lady Amber]

If we're going to wait out nuclear destruction, we'll need plenty of popcorn to eat while we sit here. *Brings in large boxes of popcorn*

[Groddil]

* Klaus von Klaus launches an ICBM at Amber's popcorn.

No! You vare not to beink eating ze popcornz wivvout Klaus von Klaus! Iv Klaus von Kluas cannot eat ze popcornz, none ov you shall!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Holds out a bag of popcorn to Klaus* Here ya go.

[Lady Amber]

Klaus can have some too.

[Groddil]

* Klaus von Klaus snatches popcorn.

"Thanking you. Vait, you vare ze vone zat shmacked me vit a shovel. You vare dead for zat!"

* Klaus von Klaus throws a grenade at Russa.

[Lady Amber]

*Grabs a taser and tases Klaus*

[Groddil]

"zzZzZTTZzzzZZZTTtt!"

* Klaus von Klaus unleashes wild zaps of lightning, shocking Amber.

"Excellent to beink. Now vi am to beink launchink a nuclear varhead at you!"

* Klaus von Klaus detonates all the world's nukes.

[Russa Nodrey]

* Klaus von Klaus snatches popcorn.

"Thanking you. Vait, you vare ze vone zat shmacked me vit a shovel. You vare dead for zat!"

* Klaus von Klaus throws a grenade at Russa.

Um, you forgot to pull the pin.

"zzZzZTTZzzzZZZTTtt!"

* Klaus von Klaus unleashes wild zaps of lightning, shocking Amber.

"Excellent to beink. Now vi am to beink launchink a nuclear varhead at you!"

* Klaus von Klaus detonates all the world's nukes.

*Throws Klaus into a lake full of vicious whales before he can detonate the nukes*