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Started by Ashleg, February 19, 2016, 02:21:48 AM

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What IS this place?

A true treasure trove.
The ocean.
I like running.

Groddil

I, General Groddil, Second-in-Command of the Horde, stand by the decision of Lieutenant Sandpaw. All hail Emperor Senator Ashleg!

Lord Daskar

Guess I'll be finding a new king, first thing first though, Kill Groddil's S.S.s.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

LT Sandpaw


I don't think anyone is foolish enough to be loyal to you Daskar.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

I think the words you're looking for are, smart enough.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

Quote from: Lord Daskar on March 08, 2016, 10:30:21 PM
Guess I'll be finding a new king, first thing first though, Kill Groddil's S.S.s.

Gladly, I didn't like those mutant Nazis anyway.

* Groddil straps atomic bombs to the S.S 2.0s and sends them to Daskaria.

* Groddil shrinks down the entire milky way into the size of a tennis ball and locks it in a safe in the middle of Hordeland.

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar sprays Cologne on Groddil's troops, they die.

* Lord Daskar takes Milky Way.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

* Groddil 's mutant nazis explode in nuclear fire.

* Groddil sprays Anti-Daskar poison-powder on the Milky Way and swallows it.

* Groddil swallows an atomic bomb, that sticks to the mini milky way.

Try me. You take the milky way, the bomb explodes and destroys it.

Ashleg

*applauds*
Good, smart Groddil! Smart Sandpaw as well. Daskar is going down.

* Ashleg shoves the real Lord Daskar into a portal which sends him to an inpenetrable cage

Groddil

* Groddil throws extremely hot plasma into the portal.

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar teleports out of cage.

OK Groddil, it's only one Galaxy.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

Quote from: Lord Daskar on March 08, 2016, 10:40:32 PM
* Lord Daskar teleports out of cage.

OK Groddil, it's only one Galaxy.

I put a fragment of your soul inside. Like, 50% of it. You'll become a lot dumber if you try anything.

LT Sandpaw

* Lord Daskar  Doesn't teleport out because he can't

So Senator Ashleg what is your stance on increasing the amount of Puzzles and Hot Coco made in the Cellars?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lord Daskar

* Lord Daskar did no matter what Sand says.

* Lord Daskar uses my soulsucker on Groddil.

* Lord Daskar sucks out my soul and part of Groddil's.
When work gets overwhelming, remember that you are going to die. -A Coffee Cup

Be silent, or let thy words be more than silence.

Cheerful
Main Entry:   cheer·ful
Function: Adjective.
1 a : full of good spirits <a cheerful outlook> <cheerful obedience>

Ares saves not the brave man but the coward.

Groddil

* Groddil pushes the "detonate in 1 minute" button on the atomic bomb.

LT Sandpaw


* Lord Daskar Doesn't no matter what he thinks due to Ashleg having all the power in the Horde Thread.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro