ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Ashleg]

You need to be initiated. Come closer.

[Rosie Willowwater]

M'kay.

*steps closer*

[Ashleg]

Step closer.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*breaks into a nervous sweat*

*takes one step closer*

[Ashleg]

Get closer.

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Ashleg.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*nervously looks around*

*inches closer*

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg pulls out a giant eel and slaps Rosie with it.

YOU ARE NOW ONE OF US!

You must swear that you will protect and defend Emperor Ashleg and his horde until death.

[Rosie Willowwater]

OW! *swears* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

....

Okay, I solemnly swear that I shall protect and defend Emporor Ashleg until death. *whispers* Seriously why'd ya have to do that

[Ashleg]

THAT WAS THE INICIATION!

Okay, you're in.

[Ashleg]

The Horde is asking the real questions.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Slaps Ash with a giant eel*

[The Skarzs]

You are now in Rosie's horde.

[Ashleg]

No, she merely slapped me with my own eel because she's an insubordinate little whelp. TIME TO DISCIPLINE HER.

*cooks eggs*

*salts them*

*THROWS THEM AT ROSIE*

[The Skarzs]

Wot.