ASHLEG'S HORDE

[Ashleg]

Hooray for the museum!

[Lord Daskar]

Rebuilt Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe. Bigger and better than ever. Install a special thingy so that if the Shoppe is destroyed, either directly or indirectly, by you, you die as well.

Thank you, Groddil.

* Lord Daskar desetroys Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe.

[Hickory]

I expertly throw my lightsaber, guiding it towards Daskar's back. The humming green blade emerges from his chest, slaying the enemy like it was foretold.

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar dummy falls over.

* Lord Daskar watches Sage die.

[Groddil]

* Groddil revives Sagetip and recreates the Shoppe.

* Groddil adds a special Daskar killing device to the Shoppe so he dies if it is destroyed.

[Lord Daskar]

* Lord Daskar can't die. He is too overpowered.

[Ashleg]

I am also overpowered. Let's form an alliance!

[Groddil]

Ashleg, no! Daskar attempted to kill us at Redwall.

[Ashleg]

Exactly.
He is a defeated enemy. Forgive and forget!

* Ashleg fabulously drinks hot cocoa

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Mixes bitter coffee into the cocoa*

[Lord Daskar]

Ashleg, no! Daskar attempted to kill us at Redwall.

Groddil, you're part of the Imperium, don't resist alliances.

I am also overpowered. Let's form an alliance!

Sure. How does Governor of the Earth, sound to you?

[Groddil]

But...you LITERALLY JUST destroyed the Shoppe.

[Ashleg]

Hah. I'm Emperor of the universe, so wouldn't that be a step down? Actually, I'll pass.
*high fives Groddil and then takes a sip of hot cocoa*

...Augh!! Which one of you meanies put COFFEE in my drink?!?

[Groddil]

* Groddil cheers and high-fives Ashleg.

"IT WAS ASHENWYTE!!!"

[Anonymous]

* Anonymous shoots Groddil and Ashleg with a bazooka.

"MWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA! I, THE ANONYMOUS ONE, WILL DESTROY YOUR PITIFUL HORDE!!!!"